A man died leaving three proud, competitive sons.
At his wake each one approached his coffin one at a time.
The first one made a big show of pulling out $10,000 in one hundred dollar bills. "This is for you, Pops. Have a great time up there!" as he stuck the bills in the coffin.
The second one pulled out $20,000 in one hundred dollar bills and said, "Dad, remember that I love you twice as much as Billy."
The third one approached the coffin, whipped out his checkbook and wrote a check for $130,000 and slid it into his dad's hand while scooping up the $30,000 in cash. "Really going to miss you, Dad. Thanks for all the life lessons."