Friday, October 11, 2019

Fake News Friday: Smiling Joe to publish book on parenting

Filled with many helpful hints on parenting:
  • Use the skulls of your enemies for ash-trays to set the tone
  • Ideas are more dangerous than guns, don't let the children have unapproved ideas
  • The death of my dog is a tragedy. The death of a thousand people I don't know is a statistic
  • People are problems. Where there are no people, there are no problems
  • The only real power comes out of a rifle
  • Trust no one, not even yourself
  • How can you expect the middle-class to revolt when they don't even dare walk on the grass?
  • Heroes do not make history. The writers of history make heroes
  • The fools who sells us bullets and rope deserve their fate
  • The press must grow day in and day out - it is our Party's sharpest and most powerful weapon

1 comment:

  1. Nicely done. You forgot:
    No white shoes after Labor Day.


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