Fake News Friday: Smiling Joe to publish book on parenting

Filled with many helpful hints on parenting:

• Use the skulls of your enemies for ash-trays to set the tone
• Ideas are more dangerous than guns, don't let the children have unapproved ideas
• The death of my dog is a tragedy. The death of a thousand people I don't know is a statistic
• People are problems. Where there are no people, there are no problems
• The only real power comes out of a rifle
• Trust no one, not even yourself
• How can you expect the middle-class to revolt when they don't even dare walk on the grass?
• Heroes do not make history. The writers of history make heroes
• The fools who sells us bullets and rope deserve their fate
• The press must grow day in and day out - it is our Party's sharpest and most powerful weapon