"Hey kids. What are you doing home? Aren't you supposed to be in school?"
"We got kicked out, Pops." my oldest boy said.
"Bull-cookies. Why would they kick out such well mannered and precise young people as you?" I asked.
"The teachers say that we 'trigger' them." my daughter responded.
"Impossible." I said. "Now Timney, I want you to take Jewell, Shilen and little Basix back to school. Triggering. Indeed!"