Rumors of his impending death are flying on social media after his recovery from a surgery took a turn for the worse.
According to South Korea Tabloid, Kim was having stretch marks removed from his belly when surgeons noted evidence of Clinton misdeeds tattooed on his skin.
Surgeons are now on the lam from both North Korean officials and the Clinton Foundation. The 0.6 square meters of skin removed from Jon-Un with the Clinton evidence has not been recovered and it is believed to be in the possession of the surgeons.
The Ecuadorian embassy in Vladivostok has been cordoned off by Russian paratroopers.
CDC issued statement implicating impending death as a Covid-19 related fatality.
What does CNN have to say?
ReplyDeleteEd, that was CNN.
DeleteAlas, all too believable (except for the Corona numbers).
ReplyDeleteI snorted.
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