I've been hunting one for several years now! Forty years ago they were all over. Now? Not so much. Probaly a good thing though. Not sure I could rise to the occasion.
No eye contact. If forced into conversation, makes sure the fetching Missus is mentioned and the term "very married" pops up occasionally. If cornered mention the "rash that recently cleared up for the first time in just ages...." My emergency out is farting loudly with somber eye contact. That is a personal call, though. That may attract some baser creatures more dangerous than the cat.
Definitely looks dangerous! On a related note, My neighbor got a trail cam pic of a 75 pound BOBCAT. I called BS, he showed me. Now it's "Fuck! Oh dear!" I'm worried about my 100 lb German Shepherd/Malinois mix. My dog might win, but not without significant damage.
Now that you are a rich and famous author, and work out regularly with weights, plus you own your own blog ..... You should have already been expecting this trouble.
Someone at the gym said the other day that the girl cutting his hair asked him what year his cougar is. He asked, “Do you mean my car or [my wife]?” I had to set the bar down on my chest in order to stop laughing.
Keep wife at hand.
ReplyDeleteAvoid eye contact. Don't buy it drinks.
ReplyDeleteEyes? I don't see any eyes.
DeleteAlso, do not indicate interest in music from '70's or '80's.
ReplyDeleteI've been hunting one for several years now! Forty years ago they were all over. Now? Not so much. Probaly a good thing though. Not sure I could rise to the occasion.
ReplyDeleteNo eye contact. If forced into conversation, makes sure the fetching Missus is mentioned and the term "very married" pops up occasionally. If cornered mention the "rash that recently cleared up for the first time in just ages...." My emergency out is farting loudly with somber eye contact. That is a personal call, though. That may attract some baser creatures more dangerous than the cat.
ReplyDeleteShe's on the hunt for a mounting lion
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Definitely looks dangerous! On a related note, My neighbor got a trail cam pic of a 75 pound BOBCAT. I called BS, he showed me. Now it's "Fuck! Oh dear!" I'm worried about my 100 lb German Shepherd/Malinois mix. My dog might win, but not without significant damage.
ReplyDeleteI would guess that kind of BOBCAT doesn't go to LGBTQXYZ gatherings. Snort.
DeleteSnort...
ReplyDeleteNow that you are a rich and famous author, and work out regularly with weights, plus you own your own blog ..... You should have already been expecting this trouble.
ReplyDeleteDanger Will Robinson. Danger.
ReplyDeleteSkunks have no problem with them.
ReplyDeleteJust saying…
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You'd need a big board to stretch that pelt.
ReplyDeleteTranny Alert!!!! Sorta looks like a dude, Crocodile Dundee check is "man"datory.
ReplyDeleteThanks for all of the advice.
ReplyDeleteBeing bull-headed, I will probably just ask her "Can I borrow $50 because my 9 kids are always borrowing money and never paying it back?"
That should be enough to make me invisible to any cougar.
I haven't had a cougar that young stalk me in a long time. I'd be flattered. ---ken
ReplyDeleteSomeone at the gym said the other day that the girl cutting his hair asked him what year his cougar is. He asked, “Do you mean my car or [my wife]?” I had to set the bar down on my chest in order to stop laughing.
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