I've been hunting one for several years now! Forty years ago they were all over. Now? Not so much. Probaly a good thing though. Not sure I could rise to the occasion.
No eye contact. If forced into conversation, makes sure the fetching Missus is mentioned and the term "very married" pops up occasionally. If cornered mention the "rash that recently cleared up for the first time in just ages...." My emergency out is farting loudly with somber eye contact. That is a personal call, though. That may attract some baser creatures more dangerous than the cat.
Definitely looks dangerous! On a related note, My neighbor got a trail cam pic of a 75 pound BOBCAT. I called BS, he showed me. Now it's "Fuck! Oh dear!" I'm worried about my 100 lb German Shepherd/Malinois mix. My dog might win, but not without significant damage.
Keep wife at hand.
ReplyDeleteAvoid eye contact. Don't buy it drinks.
ReplyDeleteEyes? I don't see any eyes.
DeleteAlso, do not indicate interest in music from '70's or '80's.
ReplyDeleteI've been hunting one for several years now! Forty years ago they were all over. Now? Not so much. Probaly a good thing though. Not sure I could rise to the occasion.
ReplyDeleteNo eye contact. If forced into conversation, makes sure the fetching Missus is mentioned and the term "very married" pops up occasionally. If cornered mention the "rash that recently cleared up for the first time in just ages...." My emergency out is farting loudly with somber eye contact. That is a personal call, though. That may attract some baser creatures more dangerous than the cat.
ReplyDeleteShe's on the hunt for a mounting lion
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Definitely looks dangerous! On a related note, My neighbor got a trail cam pic of a 75 pound BOBCAT. I called BS, he showed me. Now it's "Fuck! Oh dear!" I'm worried about my 100 lb German Shepherd/Malinois mix. My dog might win, but not without significant damage.
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