Well, that did not take long.
Belladonna's Stage III cancer progressed to Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis which is sufficiently novel to qualify for an article in The Lancet. Other athletes tear the ACL. Belladonna gets ALS.
Every time Belladonna blinks her tongue goes numb.
"What should I do?" she wailed.
My first thought was to tell her to find a new study partner.
You cannot make this stuff up.