This is what happens when you ask AI to generate unique names based on it's predictions of the baby's life-trajectory after being primed with data about the mother and father.
D’Orodentition
Aglenguo
Sophmoro
D’Apsberger
Lapinbrdr
Ferlhord
Fecalinguist
Taxburro
R'Petefafo
Wadaf
Please feel free to add more in the comments
It actually sounds like biden giving a speech...
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Still not as horrible as the ones Shaniqua comes up with for her spawn.
ReplyDeleteW-D'Fuq?
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ReplyDeleteTaxburro is my IRS name.
ReplyDeleteSumdude is a famous one, he's an incredibly prolific criminal.
ReplyDeleteAnon @1527: sounds like my lunch: Dindu Muffins!
ReplyDeleteI always wondered where all the seller names on Amazon came from! Now I know...
ReplyDeleteShitavious didn't make the list, but supposedly it's on at least one birth certificate. People who give names like that are consciously rejecting being our people.
ReplyDeleteJust to keep everyone thinking, My wife taught elementary school in the '70s. She had a student with the given name 'Peepeye'.
ReplyDeleteThe wife of a friend's brother was insistent, quite adamant, therefore prevailing in naming their first son Trooper Dragoon.
ReplyDeleteNo one knows why, herself refusing to say. They are what is known as wyte trailer trash.
I kinda ik "Trooper." I think I'll save that one for my next dog.
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DeleteNot exactly in the name theme but I learned two new nicknames from a young gentleman I met the other day. He is 21 and a real go-getter, kind of restored my faith in the younger generation around this part of the country.
ReplyDelete"Finger" A finger by itself will never make a "Hand."
Finger no longer works for the company the young man does, he cost them around a half million in future revenue.
"Glove" A glove is useless unless you pair it with a "Hand" to get the most benefit.
He told me glove has been there the better part of a year and still gets lost on the company property.
The young man is by all means a "Hand" at what he does.
I already knew what a "Hand" was, but I am going to get some mileage out of the other two.....
Neck