Sunday, January 4, 2015

Monday

A few thoughts to fortify those of you who are trudging off to work or school.
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You cannot walk through barnyard slop without some of it following you into the house.
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Seven of every three facts used in workplace discussions come from the Internet.
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You can be an idiot and not know it, but not if you have A.) A wife, B.) or teenagers C.) or supervise people D.) or work with electricians.
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A man's eyesight goes south the same week his wife gets her first wrinkle (or gray hair).  I would not know this except somebody told me.
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Get a dog if you want a friend.  Get a cat if you want to learn humility.
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Military relics are highly resistant to EMP events.  So is the hardware.
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Bosses are only human.
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When in doubt, turn right.
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It is just as easy to drive on the top half of the gas tank as the bottom half.  And it is much less stressful.
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Friends come and go but family festers.
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Tit-for-tat is the foundation of networking.  The problem is that I don't know what I would do with a "tat".
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The dumbest person in the world knows something you don't know.  And what he knows may even be true.
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Using the word "porn" in white font between every line increased the hit count by a factor of twenty.
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Have a great week.  I am pulling for you.

2 comments:

  1. "You can be an idiot and not know it, but not if you have A.) A wife, B.) or teenagers C.) or supervise people D.) or work with electricians." Truer words were never spoken... sigh... And yes, I'll be trudging in tomorrow morning.

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  2. I have one more day before I have to go back. I plan to enjoy it! Thanks for the grin :-)

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