Encourage one another and build one another up. Pray without ceasing. Test everything. Keep what is good. Avoid all evil. -1 Thess 5:11,17,21,22
I was going "Ha, ha, ha, ha. Finally, truth in advertising. These people know who their customers are!"
And then I reread the title. Dove Soap.
Given the vast surface area of their new spokesperson, it seems Dove Soap is doing the smart thing going after the expanded Americans market to cause higher soap sales.
Maybe, she would do better if she ate the soap and not truckloads of the chocolate, js
She needs a bar a day to keep that acreage clean.
Her kin in Haiti and Africa don't seem to have the same weight challenges that she does. Wonder why?
They're too busy chasing the fastest animals on Earth... Chickens in AFRICA!
If I may, for any funeral pre-planning, do *not* select cremation.
You got that right. Like a full dumpster fire at Bugger Sling.--ken
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Given the vast surface area of their new spokesperson, it seems Dove Soap is doing the smart thing going after the expanded Americans market to cause higher soap sales.
ReplyDeleteMaybe, she would do better if she ate the soap and not truckloads of the chocolate, js
DeleteShe needs a bar a day to keep that acreage clean.
ReplyDeleteHer kin in Haiti and Africa don't seem to have the same weight challenges that she does. Wonder why?
ReplyDeleteThey're too busy chasing the fastest animals on Earth... Chickens in AFRICA!
DeleteIf I may, for any funeral pre-planning, do *not* select cremation.
ReplyDeleteYou got that right. Like a full dumpster fire at Bugger Sling.--ken
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