Katrina La-Pew breathlessly announced that Joe Biden will step down as the 2024 Democrat POTUS candidate in favor of his son Hunter.
"Hunter is the new face of the Democratic party. He is like the New Coke. New and improved" Joe said in a joint press conference with Hunter.
Toking on his joint, Hunter cackled and said "I loves me some nose-candy, and that's a fact, Jack."
That is when Whoopie Goldburg hip-checked Kamala off the platform and announced that she was running for VP. "Somebody gotta sit on the fool, and I'z got the equipment" she said as she patted her ample rump.
Not to be out-done, Donald Trump announced that he was stepping down on the Republican side in favor of his son, Don Jr.
Thought:
ReplyDeleteJoe Biden will not be the 2024 Fascist/Communist Party candidate.
Who will be?
The longer they wait to announce, the harder it will be.
Hair gel in commiefornia is the leading candidate if Mike won't take the job.
DeleteOf course, they might as well run a sack of potatoes. I mean, they install whomever they want anyways, its not like voting matters anymore? Dipshit ran from his basement and 'won' (wink, wink) 81 million of em!