Belladonna has been binge consuming a podcast called Crime Junkie.
Not my cup of tea but it captivates Bella.
Bella asked me, "What would you do if a sexual predator killed me?"
Ignoring certain logistical difficulties, I assured her that I will kill the scum-bag.
"How would you do it?" she asked.
"The usual way I kill sexual predators." I replied.
That gave her pause. "And how is that?" she asked.
"Boobie traps." I assured her.
Hehehe, works... And I'll bet her response was 'interesting'...
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