Friday, May 10, 2019

Some people are slow learners

Charles Throgmartin, long time Eaton Rapids resident and career criminal was recently convicted and sentenced for the third time.

He was charged with peddling herbal concoctions of dubious origin claiming that they prolonged lives.

Mr Throgmartin's previous convictions were in 1624 and 1869.

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