Saturday, May 18, 2019

Looking at the headlines

Progressives say that Thomas Jefferson must go. He was racist. (Louisiana purchase to be given back to France)

Millions of families one pay-check from disaster. (Sounds to me like they could use a few more Thomas Jeffersons in their pocket)

SAT to officially "Handicap" students (People perform to expectations. Handicaps officially lower expectations)

NBA star used giant, prosthetic penis to beat drug test.

Iran tensions escalate

FDA eliminating EU style regulations on food products, including cherry pies

Caution, Stock market can go up and down

Viewers catatonic and suffer psychotic break because fantasy show nears conclusion. (New question on job application: "What TV shows do you watch?")

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