It is not my intention to throw anybody under the bus, so no names will be mentioned.
The forensic evidence suggests that a 2 ounce bottle of Hoppes #9 solvent experienced a precipitous increase in entropy last night. Contributing factors include a 48" drop in elevation, a coil of #8 floating fly line and a box of fifty, 9mm hollow-points although history may never record the roles of the supporting cast.
Hence I am writing this post in a cloud of "Love Potion #9" as our computer sits in the same 6'-by-12' room that housed the fated bottle.
One wonders if a certain senior in high school will know if it is "day or night".