Banning Fried Foods
Yup. The Navy is banning fried foods. Now that is proactive!
And in the spirit of egalitarianism, I propose that EBT cards (food stamps for poor folks) not pay for any shortening, oils, butter, margarine, fried foods (like potato chips and many other snack foods) or any food (like bacon, cheese, whole milk or hamburger) where fats contribute more than 30% of the total calories.
After all, if it is good enough for our fighting men then it is good enough for our poor, disadvantaged citizens who are mercilessly exploited and force to eat bad food.