The Michigan 2015 Deer and Turkey Expo will be held this weekend at The Summit Sports Complex in Dimondale, Michigan. It is a scant 10 miles from my home.
Belladonna got me all excited. She told me that she was absolutely sure I could pick up a job modeling for one of the exhibits. Chest puffed with pride and strutting about the living room, I asked with a hopeful "Ya think?"
She replied, "Yup! Do you know how hard it is to find fully grown turkeys this time of year?"
I pity her future husband, whoever he might be. We will have much to commiserate about.