A "Kardashian" is a voluptuous, female Marlboro Man who cynically shills "the next big lifestyle thing" instead of a brand of cigarettes.
A "Markle" is a wannabe "Kardashian" with the added bonus of the warmth and altruism of Hillary Clinton and the spontaneity and ability to read-the-room of Kamala Harris.
The fish in the top picture is a "sucker" which is a bottom feeder, much like a carp. Its lips are very sensitive and (might) have taste-buds in them. That fish looks exactly the way God intended for it to look and it has nothing to do with contaminated water.
The whistle trout in the second picture had their brains damaged by paying too much attention to the opinions of others: The duck-lips and caved-in-cheeks are like the bound-feet of Chinese women or the stretched out lips of the Mursi tribe in Africa.
That first example, presumably you caught that. Are you putting that whistler in the smoker? The second example, presumably if you caught it, would throw it back. That fish has already been smoked. Eeeeeuuugh. Milton
Close relatives of the Sewer Trout, possibly?
ReplyDeleteY’know… I still have no idea what a Kardashian is….
A "Kardashian" is a voluptuous, female Marlboro Man who cynically shills "the next big lifestyle thing" instead of a brand of cigarettes.
DeleteA "Markle" is a wannabe "Kardashian" with the added bonus of the warmth and altruism of Hillary Clinton and the spontaneity and ability to read-the-room of Kamala Harris.
Wow, that's hitting the nail on the head.
ReplyDeleteThe girls have nicer tits but other than that I don't see much difference.---ken
ReplyDeleteThose LA surgeons are remarkable.
DeleteI will never unsee that. Well done. :/
ReplyDeleteA kiss from the fish would probably be warmer
ReplyDeleteJoe You could go dig some more holes. Woody
ReplyDeleteDo you suppose it wad something in the water that caused the deformity?
ReplyDeleteThe fish in the top picture is a "sucker" which is a bottom feeder, much like a carp. Its lips are very sensitive and (might) have taste-buds in them. That fish looks exactly the way God intended for it to look and it has nothing to do with contaminated water.
DeleteThe whistle trout in the second picture had their brains damaged by paying too much attention to the opinions of others: The duck-lips and caved-in-cheeks are like the bound-feet of Chinese women or the stretched out lips of the Mursi tribe in Africa.
That first example, presumably you caught that. Are you putting that whistler in the smoker?
ReplyDeleteThe second example, presumably if you caught it, would throw it back. That fish has already been smoked.
Eeeeeuuugh.
Milton
Alas, that is not my whistle trout in the first picture.
DeleteThe other fish are not to my taste.
They all suckers.
ReplyDeleteThe first for food, and the second.........well, for food too.