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| Meghan's to-die-for grape jam |
I am not allowed to print Meghan's last name but it rhymes with "Success", and that is what my gurl Meghan is all about: Success!!!
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| Oddly enough, there is a county by that name in northern Indiana and it is filled with Amish families. |
I am a bit miffed that Meghan demanded that I sign a non-disclosure agreement prohibiting me from identifying where these products are made but that is a small matter.
I am sure you will agree that these are the finest, freshest products if you should ever chose to destroy their collector's value by opening one and trying the contents.
Help a sistah out and make Meghan's product launch one that she will never forget.
What? I'm confused.
ReplyDeleteOne report I've seen says sold out in 30min
ReplyDeleteAs it's April 2nd I'm still lost here.
ReplyDeleteSold out of what pray tell? Homemade jam?
LInks???
ReplyDeleteMeghan Markle and spare prince live in Montecito, she has a 'lifestyle brand', which was initially named American Riviera Orchard and has since been renamed to As Ever. Yes, she is selling jam.
ReplyDeleteJam, eh? Beats that chick that was selling the fart-in-a-jar…🤢
ReplyDeleteOr the candles that smelled like private parts
Delete🤮
DeleteERJ, given your erudite commentary, vast knowledge, and wide social presence, I for one am not all surprised that this contact happened.
ReplyDeleteObviously Meghan's strategy of reaching out to me worked. She sold out.
Delete"prohibiting me from identifying where these products are made"
ReplyDeleteWTF???
"secret sauce" makes it a no-go. Not that I'm in the majority.