Weight gain:I got on the scale this morning.
I gained 3.5 pounds in the last three weeks. This is not good.
|Less of this and more bananas|
Yellow Jackets:The boys asked me to spray the yellow jacket nests behind the basketball back board. So I mixed up a right stout batch of Sevin and blasted it up their backside (the yellow jacket's, not the boy's). Imagine my surprise when an enormous, black, hairy bug with claws and an 8" wingspan erupted from behind the back board.
OK, it was a bat, not a bug. Apparently, they do not like cold jets of liquid blown up their knickers.