Saturday, September 27, 2014

It is great to be a guy

Belladonna and Mrs ERJ are sweating bullets regarding Homecoming Dresses.  This is Belladonna's senior year and Mrs ERJ wants to be very supportive.


Price, timing, sizes, alterations, shipping costs, return policies.

Coral, watermelon, fuchsia, lilac, cantaloupe. Straps, skirts, pleating, waists, and sashes.  Tulle, cambric, chantilly, sateen, percale, taffeta, charmeuse, georgette, chiffon, organza.

Who will ask her.  Will "Freddy" come through or will somebody else ask first?  What if "Freddy" never gets off top-dead-center?  Then what happens?

And you thought it was hard to pick out a firearm!

Believe me, I am not man enough to be a gal.  The things they put themselves through is beyond comprehension.

It is great to be a guy!

2 comments:

  1. Yep, the 5 year old suit still works... :-) Or the 10 year old Tux!

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    1. Amen.

      And I wish they would get off of this "I need to pick MY colors for my wedding. Do everybody a favor. Pick your high school or college colors in a dress that is actually usable for something else in life....like maybe a sun dress.

      Wouldn't it be great if they stopped spending hundreds of dollars for one-time-use dresses? The economy might collapse.

      The wedding ceremony should not be the high point of a marriage.

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