Friday, January 26, 2024

Fake News Friday: Nikki Haley announces switch to Democratic party

 

Based on in-depth analysis of the polling data from Iowa and New Hampshire, the Nikki Haley campaign realized that she has a better chance of capturing the Democratic nomination for the 2024 POTUS race than the Republican nomination.

Consequently, Haley announced her switch to the Democratic party as she nervously switched a heavy carpet-bag stuffed with dollars, renminbi and Euros from her right-hand to her left-hand.

Robert Kennedy is reported to have responded "Meh! Whatever."

1 comment:

  1. That's not fake news. She made that announcement when she stated her platform. Lessee... Illegal aliens just want the jobs we don't want. They need our help. Age 65 is WAY too young to be eligible for Social Security... Yeah; she's all that...

    "May the best woman win..." a participation trophy..."

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