Friday, January 5, 2024

Fake News Friday: Abbott and DeSantis busing immigrants to Student Dorms

 

Observing that virtue-signalling college students are the most ardent supporters of unlimited immigration, Governor's Abbott and DeSantis started busing immigrants to student dorms and off-campus housing at Elite Universities.

"We got our heads together and thought it would be valuable for these brilliant young people to meet the people they plan to hire as domestic help and landscapers" one of Governor Abbott's spokesmen said to the Press. "What better way than to share your bedroom with five or six of them?" 

Harvard immediately responded by sending emails to students informing that their tuition was adjusted upward to account for the immersion lessons they were getting in Spanish, Urdu, Mandarin, Arabic, Yoruba and others.

5 comments:

  1. I wish it wasn't Fake News. That would be a great idea.---ken

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  2. This is actually a great idea.

    Amazing how, when confronted with actual reality instead of theoretical reality, opinions change.

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  3. As my Jewish friends would say, "From your lips to God's ear."

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  4. BRILLIANT!!! in my best British accent.

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