Trump's Tariffs are choking the construction of skyscrapers due to an unexpected shortage: The specialty alloy used to make heavy lifting equipment.
Imported primarily from China, this alloy was first devised by Tamerlane, leader of one of the Mongol hordes that swept Asia from east-to-west, laying siege to cities and disseminating technology and DNA during the early-mid Misanthropocene era.
Obviously enough, this specialty alloy is called "Cranium". Uyghurs everywhere breath a sigh of relief!
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