About that 10 hour gig...

By the numbers:

• The property manager has four events scheduled in the near future in four separate areas of the venue.
• In total, the four events cover five acres. 
• I spent 3.5 hours inspecting those five acres for Poison Ivy today.
• Approximately 70 plants were found and marked.
• Average speed was 0.75 mph.
• Walking was sporty due to ruts, walnuts and other hazards. It was impossible to walk and look for PI at the same time.
• The property manager did NOT want me to mark Virginia Creeper or wild grape vines. 
• Extended over the remaining 39 acres equals 27 more hours. The 10 hour estimate was WAY off.
• I suspect the property manager will only have me inspect the high-traffic and high-use areas. 

No pictures because I am on the property manager's dime. 

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