Encourage one another and build one another up. Pray without ceasing. Test everything. Keep what is good. Avoid all evil. -1 Thess 5:11,17,21,22
Thursday, January 23, 2020
Do your hunting before you pull the trigger (fiction)
Chernovsky slung his hammock and settled in for the night.
He had spent the last couple of evenings, O-drunk-thirty if you prefer, scouting out places to lay-up and spy on the heart of Livingston county.
Throw a little bit of raw spirits on your shirt. Work some grease into your hair. Rub some dog shit on the cuff of your pants and smear a little bit of vomit on the front of your shirt and nobody looks you in the eye.
Chernovsky didn’t care. He brought a change of clothing.
He had almost picked the Captain’s Loft of a three-story Victorian as his first vantage point but then he listened to his intuition. Even thought the house appeared to be ideally situated to view all of downtown Howell, the issue of how to not be back-lit by any of the many windows remained. People rarely look at abandoned houses. People rarely look up. But the contrast of a man passing between two windows is enough to trigger the rods in the peripheral vision of most people.
Ultimately, Chernovsky chose an old grain elevator about two-hundred yards farther out from the center of Howell. The fact that it was farther out was made up for by the fact that it was taller and that the roof line was very, very busy. Nobody would notice Chernovsky as long as he moved slowly and did not spook the flocks of pigeons any more often than the resident raptors.
Chernovsky did not have much of a kit. He had cached most of his things. He had a much better chance of bullshitting his way out of trouble if he didn’t have a gun or maps.
Chernovsky had two gallons of drinking water, pancakes and dried fruit supplied by Dave, his new AA buddy, a hammock and a baseball hat.
There are old spies and bold spies, but there are no old, bold spies.
Chernovsky stumble-bummed his way around the edge of downtown, then made his way to the elevator. He climbed the fire-ladder to the roof and settled down for the night.
A sketchy character roaming about is expected an hour after sunset. That same character raises alarm if he is seen at four in the morning. That, and an observant tracker can read a story in the dew in the morning. Positioning the evening before eliminates that risk. Yes, the risk of tracks in the dew are low, but they are not zero.
Chernovsky slept well. There was a breeze forty-five feet up in the air and there were no mosquitoes.
Chernovsky was not looking for anything in particular the first day he observed. He was looking for flows and patterns of movement.
Mentally, Chernovsky prepared himself to have to relocate two more times. It would be a fabulous stroke of luck if his first observation post was optimally placed to collect the information he needed. Better to gain a feel for the community and pick a second observation point that was either more central or added-to what he could learn from the first post.
To people who knew Chernovsky superficially, they would have said such patience was out-of-character. They might have made the analogy of a right-fielder in baseball being moved to short-stop. Observing is an entirely different tempo than what they expected to see from Chernovsky.
What they missed is that Chernovsky had done a lot of growing since playing football in college.
For one thing, Chernovsky had become an active listener. He no longer listened so he could wedge in a comment. He listened to understand.
Six months earlier he had been in the company of Wade Hawk. Hawk had made an off-hand comment that stuck with him. “There are two kinds of hunters. There are the hunters who do their hunting before they pull the trigger. They know where the animal fell. Then there are the hunters who do their hunting after they pull the trigger. Those are the ones with the sore feet and empty freezers.”
Chernovsky was hunting. He wasn’t hunting a quarterback in the backfield where failure would be the other team getting a first down. He was hunting for bigger stakes. Failure would result in Chernovsky’s head on a pike.
Chernovsky woke with the rising sun. He didn’t move fast. He wasn’t going anywhere until well after sunset. He had mentally budgeted a week to have two more "events" hit Howell and he intended to do his hunting BEFORE he pulled the trigger.
*
Back in Capiche, Shadrack Shaw dropped off a small order to the Denny Blastic farm.
Looking around, he saw enormous amounts of hay. He knew the story. Blastic cut Reed Canarygrass, a grass that grew rankly in organic soils, a grass filled with toxic alkaloids that made animals sick.
Denny Blastic died in an “accident” and left the estate in disarray. The family was still trying to sort things out and the last thing on their minds was the thousands of bales of unsalable hay.
Like everybody in Capiche, Vernon Blastic knew a little bit about Shad and Shad knew a little bit about Vernon.
Shad went up to Vernon and suggested “Maybe you ought to put a few bales of hay up for auction. You might be surprised by what you get.”
Vernon answered morosely, “Wouldn’t be worth hauling them to auction. Nothin’ will eat that hay. Nobody would buy it.”
The Blastic family owned many of the horses in Capiche but they were leased out to help the Blastics make ends meet.
Pamela DeTine, Vernon’s (live in) girlfriend chimed in “Hear him out, Vernon.”
“Just stick a toe into the water.” Shad said. Shad was an entrepreneur by nature. “Send one bale to auction as an example and sell one-hundred, sitting in the barn. Let the transportation be the buyer’s responsibility.”
“Who would buy them?” Vernon asked. He did not get out much.
“Lots of people.” Shad asserted. “People need mulch for gardens. Dry hay makes good insulation for around foundations.”
“You don’t have to know HOW they are going to use it. You just have to show them what you have and how many you want to sell this week.” Shad said.
Later that week, Shad picked up one hundred bales of crispy-dry, Reed Canarygrass hay for ten silver dollars. Even he didn’t know what he was going to do with it but he didn’t want Vernon to fail.
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Wednesday, January 22, 2020
If I ever introduce a breed of cattle
I start my prep for the lower GI at midnight.
If I ever develop a breed of cattle I think I will name it "Clear Liquids".
Twenty-four hours of clear liquids would not be a trial if it included Tee-Bones, Rib-Eyes, Sirloins, burgers, gravy....
Just saying. I think there would be a market for those cattle.
If I ever develop a breed of cattle I think I will name it "Clear Liquids".
Twenty-four hours of clear liquids would not be a trial if it included Tee-Bones, Rib-Eyes, Sirloins, burgers, gravy....
Just saying. I think there would be a market for those cattle.
Wolf trees and more planning for the wildlife orchard
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| My photography is getting sloppy. This is from a slightly different angle. The tree had some massive, dead Poison Ivy vines clinging to it. |
My current plan is to not run the rows square to grid but rather to have them align in the radial direction from the Swamp blind. Think of spokes in a wheel where the Swamp blind is the hub. The rows will be more widely spaced at the north end than at the south end.
That puts them something like 27 feet apart at the north end. I can either put wider growing species/varieties at the north end (like Spigold apple or Chinese Chestnuts), I can plant the trees more closely in the row or I can plant some short rows between ends of the spokes.
Looking at the surveyor flags, the twenty-by-twenty foot nominal spacing looks very sparse. There are several places on the internet that will happily sell me additional apple and pear rootstock at about $3 per. This might be one of those times when it makes sense to clean out my "nursery" AND buy rootstocks to get the baby trees in the ground at a nominal 10' within the row and 20' between the row spacing.
How long does it take?
That is a tough question to answer.
A post from summer 2015 and a post from spring 2018
Both of the cohorts from those two posts are of a size where I expect forty pounds of fruit from them in fall 2020.
| This is one of the rootstock from the 2015 cohort. As you can see, it is only about 15" tall at the time of the grafting. |
Some apples and pears are precocious. Yellow Delicious, Liberty, Jonafree, Honeycrisp and Crimson Crisp are precocious apple varieties. Asian pears, Kieffer, Anjou, Blakes Pride and Harrow Sweet are precocious pears. That is, the trees bear fruit soon after planting.
Less precocious apples include Northern Spy, Red Delicious and Fuji and many heirlooms. Most pears are NOT precocious.
Realistic expectations
In Michigan on a decent site (soil, sun), forty pounds of fruit per tree five years after popping the tree in the ground. By "tree", I mean a tree that was grafted and grown in the orchard for a year before you bought it.
Assuming I planted the quarter-acre on 10'-by-20' centers that would be 2000 pounds of fruit (fifty trees X 40lbs of fruit per tree).
The top-end of fruit production on a quarter-acre will be 10,000 pounds of fruit a year. A commercial grower isn't in the hunt unless he exceeds 50,000 pounds an acre almost every year. But OUR wildlife trees are don't grow on trellises, have trickle irrigation, dedicated bee-hives, petiole analysis to optimize fertilizer, 14 hours of sunlight a day....
A realistic expectation, after the trees fill their canopy, is for the quarter-acre orchard to produce 5000 pounds of apples, or the equivalent of 20,000 pounds of fruit per acre. Canopy fill is mostly a function of how far the trees are planted apart. In a happy, perfect world after the trees recover from the shock of transplanting, the width of an apple tree canopy will grow by three feet every year. Rows that are twenty feet apart will take at least seven years to kiss.
Texas
I know I have a few readers in Texas and I suspect most of you are nodding off.
Apples (and persimmons and pears) grow in Texas.
"Heck no!" you say. "It is too hot."
According to this site, Cripp's Pink grows well in Southern California. Fuji and Granny Smith are of higher quality when grown in hot climates. Gala is like a Honey Badger, it doesn't care what your climate is. Gold Rush suffers a wee bit of sunburn when the actual temperature exceeds 110F. Reverent Morgan originated in Houston, Tx.
Another page on the same site claims that Lady Williams apple is grown in Malaysia.
Although I have never done business with them, Womack Nursery of De Leon, Tx appears to have a good selection of Texas-tough apples and pears and persimmons at reasonable prices.
On-line topo maps with 2ft elevation lines
| Home page for my county's gis website |
One of my readers expressed an interest in where I found the topo maps with the 2 foot elevation contours.
They are available on my county's GIS (Geographical Information System) website.
I generally go to the Gallery page
| Many, many choices |
| More often than not, I go to the general purpose map which offers several "base map" layers and "application" layers. |
| The base map layer button is the middle button (shown beneath the icon rich menu). I changed the base map to the 2015 Aerial Imagery. If you look at the actual map shown, you might recognize the site of the First Battle of Silver Creek described in the Seven Cows story. |
I think you are going to have to view the page source code and see what service they are accessing. The base-map ends at the county line but the topo lines are still shown after you scroll out of Eaton County.
I am 99% sure the person who asked me has at least one kid who has the computer savvy to do that.
Ansuls (fiction)
Wilder and Miguel left Livingston County. First they headed south to put distance between them and Howell. Then they headed west. They were west of the West Branch of the Red Cedar river by the middle of the second day of travel.
They were presented with a dilemma; Split up or stay together.
A week earlier the two men had fearlessly strode east confident in their abilities. Since then they had lost comrades to internal dissent and, presumably, to their being kidnapped.
They decided to stick together even though it would slow down their scouting.
One would take the measurements of each bridge while the other would stand over-watch and record the measurements.
The two men were very different.
Wilder was unfailingly polite and spoke in clear, well modulated tones.
Miguel spoke street slang and many of the terms he threw around could be interpreted as deragotory.
Miguel challenged Wilder on his funny way of speaking the first night they were back west of the Red Cedar. “Why don’t you talk like a normal person?” Miguel asked.
Wilder raised his eyebrows in an unspoken question. “How do you mean?”
“You don’t say ‘nigga’ or ‘spic’ or ‘gook’. You don’t say ‘fuck’ or ‘mo-fo’, ‘puta’ or
‘ho’.” Miguel pointed out.
“That is not respectful.” Wilder explained.
“Why not. Niggers call themselves ‘nigger’ all the time.” Miguel said.
“I used to be in business. I never saw anybody put one extra dollar in their pocket by using that kind of language. On the other hand, I saw a few people lose their jobs and some lucrative contracts by saying ‘nigger’ or a word like ‘nigger’.”
“What about rap singers?” Miguel said. “They say ‘nigger’ and ‘mutha-fucker’ all the time and they make millions.”
“I don’t know any rap singers. Never met any.” Wilder said.
“Well, Jay Z is worth a billion dollars.” Miguel said with confidence.
“I doubt it.” Wilder said.
“I mean, before the plague he was worth a billion dollars.” Miguel corrected himself.
“I doubt it.” Wilder said.
“How can you say that?” Miguel challenged.
“I know some millionaires. Actually, I knew a lot of millionaires and none of them counted future income as assets.” Wilder said.
Miguel scoffed. “Sure you knew a lot of millionaires. Like you recognized them when you saw them at a ball game.”
“Nope. Not like that. I knew them like they would pick up the phone when I called them. Maybe a dozen with a net worth of more than $20 million.” Wilder said. There was no sense of exaggeration in his voice. Just a simple statement of fact.
“Still, how can you diss Jay Z?” Miguel asked.
Wilder shrugged. “Look at all the very biggest acts in Rock Music still touring the casino circuit. They aren’t doing it because they love music. They play casinos because they cannot pay their bills.” Wilder said. “I don’t see how rappers are any different than those guys.”
“Yeah, well ain’t nobody millionaires any more so that is not a good reason to talk all ‘whitey’.” Miguel said.
Wilder considered that for a minute as he watched the flames of the fire.
“When you call somebody ‘nigger’ or ‘cracker’, how do they know if you are mad at them or just being friendly?” Wilder asked.
“They don’t. You just gotta talks some more.” Miguel admitted.
“What if there isn’t time to talk some more?” Wilder asked. “What if the person you are talking to pays more attention to what you called them than they do to the message you are trying to give them?” Wilder asked.
Miguel was going to have to chew on that for a while.
“I want to tell you about Dave. He is one of those millionaires who will pick up the phone when I call.” Wilder said.
“Go on.” Miguel said.
“Dave sold ansels. Ansuls are those little spinny-sprinklers on automatic fire systems.” Wilder said. “The insurance company I worked for was underwriting a huge construction project by Detroit. Huge, meaning half a billion dollars of construction.”
“A huge snow storm shut down Chicago, Detroit and Toledo on a Friday night. The state and the city were in budget trouble so they refused to pay workers to plow the streets on the weekend.” Wilder said.
“The thing about fire suppression systems is that they are in the walls. The workers cannot hang drywall or ceilings until after the pipe and ansels are in place. The tile cannot go in until the drywall is hung.” Wilder said.
“The thing about a half billion dollar project is that every day it is delayed costs about $50,000 in interest.” Wilder said. “Oh, and they had run out of ansuls on the job site.”
“What do you think Dave did?” Wilder asked.
Miguel shrugged. He didn’t have a clue.
“Dave went out and bought two brand-new snowmobiles and sleds.” Wilder said.
“He paid his people to pack the ansels on the sleds and drive them into the project ten miles away.” Wilder said. "They did that from Saturday until Wednesday.
“And then he called a fellow business owner, a guy named Ralph. Ralph installed smoke alarms. He offered to cart the smoke alarms into the project. Ralph said ‘Hell yes’.” Wilder said.
“The storm was so bad that the trucks weren’t running and Dave ran out of ansuls. Dave had his workers cut the shrink-wrap off of pallets of parts they were going to ship to other projects and disassemble them to pull the parts the big project needed. Dave guessed, correctly, that the other jobs weren’t going to turn a wheel for at least a week.” Wilder said.
“I bet he lost his ass on the job.” Miguel said.
“Pretty much. He held a lottery to see which workers he would sell the snowmobiles to. In the end, he probably broke even and this was the big job that he was counting on to make it big-time.” Wilder said.
“So what is the point. Obviously Dave failed.” Miguel said.
“That is where you are wrong.” Wilder said. “That big hotel chain that managed the project...they were not only the biggest builders of hotels in the mid-West, they also build a lot of dollar stores. After that, every ansul they bought for projects in Michigan, Indiana and Ohio came from Dave.”
“And that guy who sold smoke alarms? He always put in a good word for Dave. Ralph even ended up selling his business to Dave when he retired.” Wilder said.
“Yeah, Whitey looking out for Whitey.” Miguel said. “It don’t work that way for people-of-color.”
“I never said Dave was white.” Wilder said. “He is African-American and he used to be a guard for the Detroit Pistons. But that isn’t why he is a millionaire. He is a millionaire because he lived his motto ‘I can’t be a success unless everybody around me is a super-star’.”
“And I never heard Dave call anybody a ‘nigger’ or ‘spic’ or ‘ho’.”
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Tuesday, January 21, 2020
Not Safe For Work
I will raise my hand. I am a card-carrying Christian.
Unlike this woman, I try to convince others that Christianity is a better choice by my actions rather than through my powers of persuasion.
Sadly, many non-Christians don't think this woman's method of evangelizing is that far from the norm.
Don't be this woman. (Actual footage, not actors, from a community north of Detroit)
Hat/tip Belladonna
Cutting brush
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| One advantage of having the orchard longer in the east-west direction is that it is less affected by shade. |
The dirt-colored double line is the two-track that passes through the hunting lease.
Elevation lines are every 2 ft.
Area outlined in yellow is approximately where the orchard will go.
Blue ovals are areas that will be shaded for part of the day and the fruit trees will have to compete with forest trees for moisture and nutrients. Oval on the east (right) must contend with Black Walnut trees, so those will be American Persimmons.
Some Before/After Pictures
| Some ash trees dropped across the two-track |
| This area was chosen for the orchard because there is not that much brush to clear. Unfortunately, that mean the soil is poor. This shot was from the southeast corner looking north. |
| Fruit trees are pigs for sunlight. No sunlight equals no fruit. |
| This shot is looking west up the two-track. |
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