Kamala Harris visited a remote northern
Native-American reservation. With news crews following her around as they toured the
place, the Vice President asked the chief if there was anything they
needed.
"Well," the chief said, "We have three very important needs. First, we have a medical clinic but no doctor."
Harris
whipped out her cellphone, tapped a number into it, talked to somebody for two
minutes and then hung up. "I pulled some strings. Your doctor will
arrive in a few days. Now what was the second problem?"
"We have
no way to get clean water. The local mining operation poisoned the
water our people have been drinking for dozens of years. We've been
flying bottled water in and it is very expensive."
Once again,
Harris tapped in a number, yelled into her cellphone for a few minutes, and
then hung up. "The mine will be shut down, and the owner is being
billed for setting up a purification plant for your people. Now what was
that third problem?"
The chief looked her straight in the eyes and said, "We have no cellphone reception up here!!"
Hilary used to star in this joke.
ReplyDeleteStill good.
ReplyDeleteSmoke Signal phone. He just didn't see it.---ken
ReplyDeleteThanks Joe. I stole this to use at my blog.
ReplyDeleteSnerk...she's already done that for real...
ReplyDeleteVery good one Joe. I'ma gonna use (steal) it. That said, when I was working Alaska in the early 2000's cell coverage was sketchy so we took satellite phones with us. Worked every time. Just saying. I still think she is a dummy load.
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