Friday, November 13, 2026

Three jokes

The first joke

There was a boy who was boasting to his friends that his youngest brother was the stupidest kid on the block.

"How stupid is he?" they asked.

"Watch this" the boy said.

"Hey Jimmi, come here" the boy commanded.

Jimmi dutifully trotted over. The older boy held out both hands. In one hand he had a dime. In the other, a nickel. "Which one do you want?" the boy asked.

Jimmi pointed at the nickel and said "That one is bigger".

The boy handed Jimmi the nickel and all of the friends snickered.

A bit later, one of the other boys had some guilt pangs. "Jimmi, you should have taken the dime. It is worth twice as much as the nickel" the tardy saint informed the little boy.

The little boy winked. "The first time I take the dime is the day my brother stops giving me nickels." 

The second joke

Q: Do you know how many chiropractors it takes to change a light bulb?

A: Only one, but he has to review your health insurance policy before he can tell you how many visits it will require.

Back to NYC vs Chicago

Is it possible that the criminal justice racket in Chicago has been "captured" to a greater degree than the CJR in NYC? There are a lot of "professionals" who see high crime rates as a guaranteed income stream and an easy way to have prestige in the community: Social workers, lawyers, parole officers, clerks, etc. And then there are the unions that represent corrections officers and public safety officers and consequently the politicians who benefit from the donations from those unions.

They all have perverse incentives that create a conflict-of-interest. Seen from that perspective, it should not be a surprise that the criminal justice racket is paralyzed in many jurisdictions.

Homicide rates in NYC vs Chicago .AND. Trains, Planes and Automobiles

It is a curious thing that the homicide rate in Illinois urban areas where the victims are Black is 510% that of the homicide rate in New York urban areas.

The internet gives the credit to New York's "community based interventions", "focused law enforcement strategies" and "investments in public safety".

I have to call Bull-shit on that. I refuse to believe that Illinois/Chicago hasn't thrown money at all of those fashionable buzz-words.

By all practical measures, both states have draconian gun laws, so that cannot be the reason.

I doubt that the people in NYC are inherently "better". NYC has a greater percentage of Blacks from the Caribbean than Chicago but the murder rates in Jamaica and Trinidad/Tobago are the worst in the Western Hemisphere so it is difficult to make the case that the origin of the population is the difference.

The best I can come up with is that a person contemplating murdering somebody has an easier time fleeing the scene of the crime in Chicago vs NYC. What is a thug in NYC going to do? Call a cab? Ride the subway?

I suspect that congestion and traffic gridlock are what make NYC safer in terms of homicide risk than most other major cities, not the policies.

Why does it matter? Reality always wins. Sometimes it takes a while, but delusions are very expensive to maintain while conforming to objective reality is the path to success. The implications are that thugs have more impulse control when they know that there will be consequences for their actions. 

The Black community is the community that is most victimized by crime. The Black community is also the community that has received the most "social justice" and "criminal justice reform". Perhaps, given enough time, the murder-rates in NYC will match Chicago's as wannabe-thugs realize that getting caught will only result in their getting a free dinner in the Graybar Hotel that night and a cab-ride to the destination of their choice in the morning.

Any thoughts on other causes for the Chicago/NYC differences will be much appreciated. 

John Candy

Spoiler alert: From the final sequence of the movie

Trains, Planes and Automobiles is my favorite Thanksgiving movie. It is a masterpiece and John Candy was a genius. Lots of people have favorite Christmas movies. Not as many people talk about "Thanksgiving" movies.

Thursday, November 12, 2026

In a polebarn a 1/2 mile north of the Thornapple River

 

Shrink-wrapped and heading to the taxidermist

Nontypical. Looked like an oak-stumped that had been bulldozed out of a fence row

Man's boot in background is size 12.

Waste not, want not

 

On the other hand, you can compost waste without informing 811.


 
Images are from North Dakota State University, the state where Carl Showalter demonstrated how woodchippers can be used to reduce the rate of recidivism.

Don't be wasteful!

Plant hybrid mulberry, hybrid poplar, sweet chestnuts or Eucalyptus nitens trees around the compost pile to ensure that nutrients do not leach into the ground-water. 

Who said you can put lipstick on sows and bucks?

View from the office at about 7:00 AM (on the way to open the Duck Dormitory).

The big news today is that one of hour guests snapped a photo of a male, whitetail deer that was wearing lipstick. Golly, it didn't take those newly elected Progressives very long to start corrupt the local wildlife.

Can video-games be a positive influence?

Most often, our generation sees video-games as a way to disengage from social expectations and we blame games for the perception that many of the gamer-generation are risk-adverse in relationships. We also gripe that the gamer-generation expects endless do-overs and "new lives" and we blame gaming for their predisposition to be enthusiastically risk-seeking in other parts of their life.

The video shown above has a two-minute run-time.

In the video, he very succinctly pulls lessons out of "gaming" and presents them in ways that are likely to get traction with the gamer-generation.

In a nutshell, there is no single super-combination of buttons to push (hacks) that works universally on all characters. If you want to "win" in relationships, you have to study the characters who populate your life in meat-space and learn which buttons to push...and which ones to NOT PUSH. 

Hummingbirds and Innocent-by-virtue-of-Stupidity

The brain of a Ruby Throated Hummingbird weighs about half as much as a standard tablet of aspirin or about 170mg.

The weight of the average human brain is about 1,300,000mg or about 7500 times larger.

The hummingbird knows enough to not kill her chicks.

Progressive judges and prosecutors accept the claim that humans with brains that are 7500 times larger than a hummingbird's brain are not capable of that same feat.

So who are the stupid ones?

Farmer carry notes

My grip-strength is my limiting factor. My left hand is significantly weaker than my right hand. My grip is much better when my hands are dry than when they are sweaty. Friction is "a thing". I dry off the kettlebell handles and my hands every 10m.

It started as an accident. The gym only has one 88 pound kettlebell and the next heaviest ones are 70 pounds, so I ramped up to carrying one 70 pound kettlebell and one 88  pound kettlebell. I kind of like the eccentric loading. In anatomy-speak, "it loads my obliques" and I get double-duty exposure to grip-strength challenges.

The current plan is to add Farmer Carries every third day. Fifty-three pound kettlebells at 40m to warm-up. Eccentric 70/88lb  for 40m, alternating sides every 10m, three sets for the main loading. This level is to be continued until my grip-strength improves or I injure myself.

Tires

We put two new tires on Mrs ERJ's minivan. No, I didn't do it myself. We took it to the grain elevator in Charlotte.

We have been running Pirelli Scorpion All-Terrain tires on it rather than All Season tires. The trade-off is greatly improved performance on snow (but not ice) at the cost of more road-noise and slightly mushier handling on dry pavement. Pirelli was the only brand that made the tire size specified by Mrs ERJ's van.

Pirelli is an Italian tire company and, as the joke goes, 'dey go through snow, 'dey go through mud, 'dey go everywhere. 

Back to the make-up wearing deer

Wednesday, November 11, 2026

Dental report, cause for optimism, Baby Grace

It was 48 minutes and sixteen seconds from when my shadow crossed the doorstep of the dentist's office until the time I was free to pay the receptionist for the damages.

The left side of my head is numb from my jaw to above my ear. Dr Stone did not go-cheap on the Novocain.

It may be a small thing, but Dr Stone is exceptionally gracious with his assistants. "Chris, if it is not too much trouble, can you hand me the blue matrix with the short probosci?"..."Thank-you, dear"..."Let me use the UV wand, you can't get around the rhombus from where you are sitting"

Like most people, I get tense when I am sitting in a dentist's chair.  I start to worry that things are going pear-shaped if/when the dentist starts snapping impatiently at his helper. How am I to know that he is constipated or that his shoes are too tight? I assume the worst. The smooth and easy flow and the total lack of impatience is a balm to my dental anxiety.

ERJ: Pollyanna extraordinaire

The question came up in the comments that I might be unduly optimistic regarding the trajectory of future events. I want to build a little bit of context around my "optimism".

The readers of this blog are people with a wide swath of world-views and future expectations. I attribute that to the range of topics that get discussed on this blog and to the quality of the comments. Some readers forgive me for my idiosyncracies and simply read the posts that interest them.

With regard to the topic of "prepping", the biggest step is accepting that every "foundational assumption" we have about living might be violated. For example, most people assume that they will always have electrical power that they can switch on and potable water coming out of their taps. Once a person accepts that the power might be out for four hours or that the water might not come gushing out, then prepping for other scenarios becomes primarily a matter of scale because the biggest barrier, the one in our minds has been addressed.

I believe that I am less likely to alienate the occasional ERJ reader by sticking to the middle-road in prepping. Most of the US will not descend to Mogadishu or Gaza overnight.

The other factor is that I am inherently lazy. I like to find communities that are already dealing with SHTF and study how they adapted. They undoubtedly made lots of stupid decisions in the past. We don't have to repeat their mistakes.  What they are doing now is what mostly works. At this instant in time, Ukraine is the place to study just like Spain was the place to study in 1936 and 1937. 

Why not study Gaza? Unlike Gaza, Ukraine's population is roughly within its biological carrying capacity of the country's footprint while Gaza's population is at least 20X the biological carrying-capacity. Ukraine looks much more like Eaton County, Michigan than Gaza does. However, if I lived in the cities of Kalamazoo or Detroit or Austin or Phoenix, then I would be studying Gaza.

Some germane details about Ukraine: Kharkiv, Ukraine averages 8-to-12 hours of blackouts every 24 hours. What that means is that they HAVE power 12 hours of power MOST days. They can recharge batteries, fill water tanks, do the laundry, make ice, do their homework in those 12 hours. The center of Kharkiv is currently about 30 miles from the front-lines of the active, eastern front in the Ukraine/Russian war. It is 20 miles from the less-active northern front.

On the other hand, they are dealing with men getting snatched off of the streets. If you watch videos from Ukrainian's urban areas, there are no men who look like they are younger than their mid-forties walking around. It isn't that they have all been snatched. It is that they are in hiding or walked out of the country and are now working in western Europe, Poland or even Russia.

Taken together, the destruction of infrastructure due to military weapons, the intermittent (although outages are often scheduled) grid function and the disappearance of virtually all men between 25-and-45 and you have a scenario that is grimmer than anything likely to happen here in the near future.

There are differences. Anybody approaching a power-plant or critical infrastructure in Ukraine without passing through check-points is likely to be summarily shot. Presumably, the same would happen to an arsonist lighting a Molotov Cocktail. I don't foresee that happening in the US or France anytime soon. 

Ukraine isn't completely frozen up even though their domestic GDP/capita is about 8% of the US GDP/capita. The people are stoic and keep moving even though conditions would likely immobilize the US population. Most of them have something to eat, access to water that is clean enough to drink after making it into tea and a warm-enough place to sleep.

There is a tremendous amount of learned-helplessness that those of us in North America will have to unlearn if we ever have to survive on 8% of our current GDP. That "unlearning" is likely to generate violence. It is very sad that lack of access to Starbucks Venti Matcha Crème Frappuccinos frozen hot-pockets will trigger rioting, but there you have it.

Sad and heartwarming at the same time

Electric Forest Music Festival is a week-long, counterculture music festival held in western Michigan. 

In June of 2026, one of the people attending the festival gave birth in a porta-potty and left her baby there. The deceased baby was discovered by another fair goer and 911 was called.

As reported by The Daily Mail: 

On Monday, about 350 people showed up in a display of unity at Fair Haven Church to say goodbye to the baby girl as the search for her parents continues.

The event was organized by Fair Haven congregant and father-of-two Travis Byrnes. Byrnes, who was appointed custody of the infant’s remains through Oceana County Probate Court, selected the name Grace. He said it can be changed if her biological family is ever found.

Fair Haven Pastor Greg VanderMeer said the ceremony was an opportunity for the community to turn its faith into action.

‘Baby Grace is loved by God and loved by us. Holding a ceremony for her is what love looks like. This is a moment for us to put our faith into practice,’ he said.

Those attending were visibly touched by the effort made to ensure the baby received a dignified goodbye.

One mourner said: ‘I feel deeply that this was a child that was loved by God and that she deserves a dignified goodbye amongst people that care that she lived...’

The burial plot and a flat grave marker have already been paid for privately.

But Byrnes is now raising money for an upright monument so that anyone searching for Grace’s grave will be able to find it.

He also arranged for more than 50 handwritten notes, submitted by mourners and members of the public, to be buried alongside her.

The messages were intended to give the little girl a collection of loving memories, even though she never had the opportunity to make any of her own.

A pink baby blanket, stuffed animals, socks and other childhood keepsakes were also placed with her.

Tuesday, November 10, 2026

Fine Art Tuesday

Sir Peter Paul Rubens was born in 1577 and died in 1640. He was an influential Flemish artist, diplomat and cook. 







 

Eggs, fats-and-oils revisited

We have five girl ducks. When all five lay every day, the eggs pile up quickly. They also eat more when they are laying.

Papillon

This is in-reference to the difference that fats-and-oils can make in austere circumstances. 

The book Papillon was published in 1969 and the author claimed it was an autobiography of when he was imprisoned in a French penal colony of French Guiana between 1931 and 1945.

At one point during his incarceration, he was under the protection of a guardian angel and he received a gift of a half-coconut a day (an additional 700 Calories per day). The half-coconut was a major game-changer. Before it showed up, he was clinging to life by the thinnest of margins. He was cold and shivering even when the weather was hot. After they started showing up, he was filled with energy and doing pull-ups and running in place. Life was good.

In time, the (illegal) deliveries of the coconuts were discovered and stopped. Life once again became grim. 

Link to a three-minute clip from the movie when the first half-coconut showed up. The clip starts when the protagonist (played by Steve McQueen) is recovering from a beating and is at a low-point in his life.

Because we live in a society where access to fats-and-oils is virtually unlimited, the role that they play in brain chemistry and how they impact emotional health is rarely appreciated. If you love movies and have lots of time, the movie "Lorenzo's Oil" might be worth your time.

Raccoons

It was mentioned in the comments that mountain men sought bears in the late autumn just before they went into hibernation because they were rolling in fat.

Raccoons, unlike possum, also pack on the fat and hibernate during the winter. A fully grown, boar raccoon in late fall can be carrying five or more pounds of fat on him.

Paying wages with vegetable oil

I image that some of you did the math in your head after I proposed paying for 1 day's labor with 250ml of vegetable oil. 250ml at approximately 9 Calories per ml equals 2,250 Calories which is less than the laborer burns in a day. Why would anybody work for that?

The answer is that the calculations are done on the increments. 

My reasoning is that it is 2,250 MORE Calories. Somebody else in the laborer's household stands in the bread-line to get his 2000 Calories-per-day that is distributed for famine relief.

Working 8 hours is about 800 MORE Calories burned over the course of 8 hours of work. So he is getting paid with almost 3X times the Calories burned when calculated as (Incremental Calories Received) / (Incremental Calories Burned). That is, 2,250 Calories received / 800 more Calories burned = 2.8 payout or 1.8 net gain per calorie burned.

If the worker walked the entire 8 hours, it would burn about 1600 more Calories and the economics would shift. Most work is less than half "walking" time and is more tedious than strenuous. Pulling weeds, hoeing, watching children for example.

Some kinds of work like cutting and hauling wood in the wood-lot, running a mechanical tiller, chopping weeds beneath an electric fence, bucking bales of hay have significantly higher calorie burn-rates and will require much higher pay-rates to make the economics work for the laborer. 

Delayed onset muscle soreness

Yeah, those Farmers carries are sneaky.

It isn't debilitating but it is noticeable. Mostly in my pecs and quads. A little bit in my forearms.

"And this too will pass." 

Get back on the horse and ride it

Counterintuitively, continued exercise may temporarily suppress the soreness. Exercise increases pain thresholds and pain tolerance. This effect, called exercise-induced analgesia, is known to occur in endurance training (running, cycling, swimming), but little is known about whether it also occurs in strength training. There are claims in the literature that exercising sore muscles appears to be the best way to reduce or eliminate the soreness, but this has not yet been systematically investigated.     -Wikipedia

Mission creep

My smartphone will not up-date to the newest operating system.

Keeping the OS "fresh" is considered a good practice because evolving security risks are addressed with patches.

The reason it will not update is because it requires 17.8 Gigabytes of free memory. The new OS boasts two AI modules which may be adding to the bloat.

A lightweight Linux install requires about 5GB. 

Windows 3.1 Operating System, by comparison, required 3 Megabytes of RAM and 6.2MB of hard drive space. So, doing the math, the OS for my phone requires 2000 times more memory than Windows 3.1 

Donald, take a vacation

I say this with love in my heart, Don, you are acting like a man who is in dire need of some down-time. Take three days off. Take care of yourself. Let the dust settle. Get some perspective. Make a plan.

We will survive three days without you. Heck, the country managed to stagger along for four years under Biden and he was never really all there. 

Today's work-tickets

Deliver Quicksilver to play-date. One of the new kids is named "Felonious". Ok, I fictionalized her name for privacy reasons. But the child does have a name that is listed in the Michigan Penal Codes. Why do parents do that?!?

See if my buddy on Bellevue Hwy has a window of time to sell me the item he agreed to hold for me.

Buy a couple of gallons of vegetable oil and transfer it to mason jars. My current plan, based on information that 10x45mm shared, is to put a layer of polyethylene "stretch wrap" over the glass jar before installing the lid. I doubt that he jar will vacuum seal but I can leave the screw ring in place and that should maintain the compression on the seal and minimize oxygen infiltration.

Buy some rodent poison. 

Clean the truck in preparation for deer season. I would invite Don but I don't think the Secret Service would approve of Don Sr. joining our party. 

Visit the dentist. 

Monday, November 9, 2026

Presented without comment

 

Obnoxious 20 year-old mocks gym-bro because she can lift 2X her weight

Farmer Carries and other random thoughts

Lifting notes

I have been enjoying the Farmer Carry. I can walk with Mrs ERJ during my recoveries, pop into the gym and do a "set" of Farmers Carry and be out of the gym in time to catch Mrs ERJ on the next circuit of the walking track.

A few days ago I was able to catch Darius, one of the fitness trainers, between classes and he graciously gave me five minutes of his time. No sarcasm...he gave up his "getting ready for the next class" time to coach me.

Based on my goals, he gave me a 10 meter long path and told me to walk out-and-back twice (2 x 2 x 10m = 40m). He told me to put the kettlebells down, spin around and then pick them up at the terminus of each walk.

He started me at 30 pounds in each hand. I am somewhat above that now 8-).

I go to the dentist tomorrow

My appointment to address the missing filling is tomorrow afternoon. 

My gut-feel is that I will either end up with a crown or will have the tooth removed. 

A pithy quote about preparing (from a very long essay)

Household braced for the worse one (case) loses almost nothing if the better one arrives. Household braced for the better one loses a great deal if it does not, because the things it would then need are unavailable precisely at the moment of need. That asymmetry carries the entire case for doing anything.   Source

Hidden contempt

The "academic advisors" in the education industry have contempt for today's young people. In general, they have greater contempt for the young men than they do for the young women.

They believe, deep in their black-hearts, that men are not capable of being responsible.

Responsibility is the combination of "Authority" and "Accountability".

Accountability without authority is scapegoating which is the tool of every tin-pot despot.

Authority without accountability is the other face of tyranny.

The education industry coddles young men instead of challenging them. It weakens and emasculates them. It crowds them into a land of fantasy.

While most young people enjoy the coddling, in-the-moment, part of them craves adventure, heroes and challenges. They are being fed unlimited amounts of cotton-candy when they need freshly-killed meat that is charred over an open fire and still leaking red juices from the interior.

"Sign, sign, everywhere a sign..."

 

"Morning has broken..."


 "One is the loneliest number..."

 


Our local Walmart now carries reloading tools and components!!!

Sunday, November 8, 2026

People don't need therapy. They need work.

Scott Galloway said "for most of the young men he works with, a job, friends and a girlfriend would do more than therapy". 

"...get a job, get a friend, get a girlfriend, get out of the house, start exercising".

"That is the equivalent of a nuclear detonation of therapy for 60 to 90% of the young men I deal with."

Galloway is one of the most respected members of the WOKE community.

"A job" is the gateway to self-esteem, discipline, discretionary income, practicing social skills and status within the greater community.

Galloway's public statements are an unexpected dose of reality and represent a shift of seismic proportions in "WOKE" thinking.

I expect it to get disappeared, at least for a while.

 

What about fats and oils?

There are large numbers of people who are new to war-gaming "famine" scenarios. I feel compelled to throw a stake into the ground to, maybe, provide some perspective.

There is a spectrum of scenarios that range from long-term, total collapse of civil society on one end while the other end is characterized by a weakened safety-net that allows the most fragile and isolated to fall through the cracks and die from malnutrition. 

The middle-range is some combination of reduced supply/choices, reduced logistical capability or increased demand/prices...but there are still remnants of social structure that prevent total free-fall of food availability. Versions of the second scenario are what happened in the U.K., Germany and the US during WWII.

It is imperative that the planner communicate a clear vision of the scenario he is planning for. Plans that are useful for one group of scenarios may be wasted effort for other scenarios.

This particular post looks at a scenario that is somewhere in the middle of the famine spectrum. 

In my humble opinions, the responsible "prepper" position is to position one's pantry and garden so that we can reduce our burden on the struggling system. It doesn't necessarily mean that we will be totally decoupled from it. It means that we will do as much as we can so that there is more for those who actually need it.

Peering into my crystal ball

Likely to be available:

  • Carbohydrates, grains
  • Cheese
  • Dried soybeans

These are logistically "easy" and the path-of-least resistance for people trying to backstop shortages. 

Likely to be in short(er) supply

  • Protein (other than cheese) from animal sources
  • Fresh fruits and vegetables
  • "Human-quality feed" for animals (bagged feed for chickens, pigs)

These are logistically more difficult due to being perishable, bulk and cost. 

Likely to be spot shortages

  • Convenience foods: Frozen, ready-to-eat meals
  • Meals prepared outside of the home 
  • Flavorings: garlic, onions, peppers, herbs, spices
  • Fats and oils
  • Comfort items like candy, sugar, alcohol, tobacco, cannabis

Dietary disruptions

Rapid changes in diet will cause intestinal distress. Switching from a diet where 45% of ones' calories come from fats-and-oils to a diet heavy on grains, especially if they are high fiber, will incapacitate some people.

Another factor is that some people will be forced to become less sedentary and will need more calories. Increased need for calories combined with food with fewer calories per unit volume will compound the problems in the lower digestive system.

Bureaucracies being what they are, nearly everybody who is not a child, pregnant/nursing or working in an "essential industry" will be tagged as "low needs" and be allocated a ration of 2000 Calories/day which is great for a sedentary, 150 pound woman but woefully short for an active man who weighs 200 pounds.

Some of the difference will come from the fat-on-our-back, but that eventually runs out. A person burning 2800 Calories a day but only eating 2000 Calories a day will lose one pound of body-fat every five days. When he runs out of fat he starts metabolizing muscle.

Back to fats-and-oils

A source of supplemental fats-and/or-oils is the logical choice to increase the ration's calories without grossly increasing the bulk in your digestive system.

As a planning exercise, let's assume 

  • Everybody is allocated 2000 Calories a day in tortillas, bread, breakfast cereal like substances by FEMA
  • Assume that your household is mixed, half only need 2000 Calories a day and half need at least 2800 Calories a day so the average need is 2400 Calories per day
  • At 9 Calories per gram, a budget of 45 grams of additional F&O per person-day is a reasonable starting place for this scenario.
  • A gallon of vegetable oil weighs 7.6 pounds and represents about 75, 45 gram doses. That is very, very close to the volume of a shot-glass.
  • Ergo, one gallon of oil or 7.6 pounds of butter/lard/tallow represents slightly more than two people-months of supplemental F&O. In a scenario without external ration support, it represents half that time. 

If the crisis is short-term, then a person burning 2800 Calories a day can easily make it through a month and will lose about ten pounds. Not a big deal. For most of us, a six month disruption means we are deeply into losing muscle.

A few parting thoughts

Written narratives of wars almost always record extreme optimism about how short of a period the war will last. The American Civil War was supposed to be over in a matter of weeks. WWI and WWII were expected to only last a few months. In fact, each of those wars lasted more than four years AND the impacted areas were in-crisis due to demolished infrastructure and lack of manpower for a like period of time. That tots up to about a decade of hunger.

Looking at Cuba, the people are still impoverished 65 years after their color revolution. From another perspective, American Indians are still impoverished 200 years after losing their war.

Another consideration is that a stick of margarine (2.5 man-days supplemental amount) or a 1/4 liter of oil (half a standard "water bottle" represents 5 man-days of supplemental amount) might be a half-a-day's and a day's wages for outside help. It is a commodity that is easily divisible, a durable store of value and can be traded by the person who receives it for other things they need. It  has intrinsic value. That is, it has enough of the characteristics of money to be a serviceable substitute for it.

Summary

One gallon of vegetable oil represents about 2 man-months* of calorie supplementation for a "buffered" economic crash and 1 man-month of supplementation for an unbuffered crash. At current prices, a gallon of name-brand, long shelf-life** vegetable oil (Wesson) costs $13/gallon at our local Walmart.

Oils and fats go rancid when exposed to oxygen, so thought must be given to storage. Rancid oils are not toxic but have a much lower smoke-point when used in frying and might cause digestive distress when consumed in large quantities.

*Remember, this scenario assumes a household of one man and one woman in traditional roles. If you are a single guy then you might want to double that amount/person. If you are a single woman you might want to halve that amount. 

**Breeders have been selecting soybean genetics that have reduced amounts of linolenic acid in their oil molecules. Linolenic acid is the component that oxidizes the most quickly and is the main driver of oil turning rancid.

Quick chemistry lesson: Edible fats and oils are a glycerine molecule with three short, fatty acids attached to it. Think if it as being like the letter 

"E" 

where the backbone (the vertical line) is the glycerine molecule and each horizontal line is a separate fatty-acid.

Fatty acids that are saturated are straight lines and the molecules pack easily. Consequently, they turn solid at higher temperatures than "E" molecules made with kinky, unsaturated fatty acids.

The more highly unsaturated the acid (i.e. poly unsaturated), the less stable that horizontal arm is and the more susceptible it is to partial oxidization...that is, becoming rancid.

The actual mix of short, fatty acids varies by the genetics of the plant. There are strains of sunflowers and soybeans that produce oils that are low in Linolenic and high in Oleic short, fatty acids. Those oils exhibit shelf-life that is significantly longer than oils made from traditional sunflowers and soybeans. 

As a consumer, you can read the "Best by" dates and select the brands with the longest storage horizon. You can store them in cool, dark places. You can repackage them in glass which excludes oxygen. All of those moves should significantly increase the shelf-life of your oils.

Or, you can store tallow, coconut oil(fat) or clarified butter. Since they are very high in stearic acid, they are relatively impervious to oxidizing. They are, however, very high in saturated fats which has been linked to cardiovascular disease. Get educated and make your own decisions.

 

Saturday, November 7, 2026

From the comments: When you get visitors who expect charity

From the comments: I’m checking stock to make sure I have more of whatever. Also had thoughts what do we do if he/she/they show up expecting us to help or take them in. Who do you turn away? Can’t help everyone.

You are the Chief Executive (along with your spouse) of your domain. Who you "hire" and who you "fire" is a key role of management.

In a factory, the role of management is to ensure the smooth, efficient and economical operation of the enterprise by minimizing waste and maximizing the production of the highest-value products within the constraints of the facility and inputs. Management's role is to create harmony.

For starters, turn away quarrelsome people. Not just for your benefit but for the benefit of everybody who you extend the privilege of being your guests. Figuring out who is quarrelsome is not rocket-science. They announce themselves. They demand.

Proverbs 21:9 "It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop than in a mansion with a quarrelsome woman" but let's be honest here, men can be every bit as quarrelsome as women. People who hold on to grudges and who argue until the other party submits destroy harmony. 

Don't let them in the door, even if they are your child. They might be "good" for a short period but will regress to their true nature. People regress to their ingrained behaviors that they are most comfortable with when they are stressed. They are EXTREMELY unlikely to embrace discomfort and rise to the needs of austere living.
 
People who stir-the-pot are destroyers of harmony and value their own power and status more than the success of the group. People who raise legitimate questions are not stirring-the-pot but ask the question to ensure they don't fail the organization.

Turn away people with a history of gossiping. Loose lips sink ships...and destroy cohesiveness. It isn't that "you hate them", it is that your life-boat cannot afford to have them on the premises. You are not acting as a person. You are acting in the role of Chief Executive (or Captain) of the life-boat.

With respect to neighbors and tools..."You asked to borrow my chainsaw. The deal is that if I loan out my chainsaw then I also loan-out my labor running it. You get me AND my chainsaw." At that point, you might start dickering about what three hours of your time + chainsaw are worth. If you don't have firewood, you might do it on shares. If you don't have a bicycle but the neighbor has extras, it might get you a bicycle. If you are running short of gasoline, maybe you can siphon five gallons out of the old lady's Suburu.

Courtesy of Google: Grocery stores in Kent County, Michigan. It is 23 miles as-the-crow-flies from the upper-right corner to the closest major grocery store.
Contrary to what you will read in fiction, most refugees will flee to the cities, that is, to where the "services" are. They will be camping (sleeping in their cars) in the Kroger's and Walmart parking lots long before they think to show up at your front door. If government intervenes (and they will because they cannot resist) they will inject "help" through the largest, existing infrastructure, and that won't be through Frank's Party Store in the middle of BF nowhere.

People who shop every day (even if it is buying a coffee or a bagel) or get two Grub-hub deliveries a day cannot imagine living eight miles from a store and having to walk or ride a bike to get there.

Throw in the fact that power and internet are likely to be more intermittent in the boonies than in the city and things will have to be totally Mad Max before your little bit of heaven is attractive to most people. 

During famines in India, people leave the countryside and go to the big cities looking for work.

During the ending days of WWII, people stayed in Berlin until the Soviets were within just a few miles of the city limits.

So, my gut-feel is that almost all of the people you DON'T want as "guests" will self-select to stay away from your life-boat (especially if you have the foresight to turn off the internet router during the daylight hours when they are most likely to show up).

The power of language

I need a better word than "guest". The word "guest" implies hospitality and the life-boat can only afford about three days per person of hospitality. After than, the relationship has to change. The person who is living on your property must become a value-producing part of the domestic ecosystem. They have to earn their keep.

I am open to suggestions regarding a better noun than "guest". 

Friday, November 6, 2026

Zero verification at deer-camp

Today was deer-camp's designated "verify your zero" day.

12 mph wind from left-to-right.

Targets were 0.9" diameter "dots" with the colored region being 0.8".

Range was 100 yards and shooting from a bench.

First shooter


1.6", three shot group. Centered about 2" high at 100 yards. The shooter elected to call it good.

Due to the small size of the dot, he was aiming "sun over the yard-arm and to the left of the mast" because the thickness of the cross-hairs of the reticle completely covered the dot. 

Second shooter


 1.5" group. Dead-nuts or slightly high for elevation (remember, the sun/yard-arm/mast has the center of the aimpoint about an an inch below and to the right of the center of the dot) and impact about an inch to the right of the real point-of-aim.

That shooter elected to not adjust his scope.

My turn

I was curious to see how I would do with the 5.56mm NATO, bolt-action carbine that I might use during antlerless season. I speculated that I would print a 2" group centered about 2" above the circle.

Political BS and Kettlebells

I don't have a lot of gas in the tank with regard to things to blog about.

After two years of abandoning core, conservative principles in the Senate and Executive Branch, Republicans are baffled by the shellacking they took in the mid-term elections. I don't want to play the blame-game. It was a team-failure although the House was able to move the ball down the mid-field...the special teams refused to punch it into the end-zone.

The stock markets woke-up to the probable effects of Democrats' plans to goose the economy by printing debt (which they conflate with money). The crowd now sees inflation on the horizon. The Democrats announced all through the election cycle that they are going to freeze permitting of AI data centers and speculation in that sector is the only thing holding up "the market". Kick down the tent-poles and the tent collapses.

The limousine liberals are about to watch their 401-k and 457-b balances shit-the-bed. Frankly, it was going to happen anyway. It just needed a proximal cause to prick the balloon.

Coffee is good.
Aspirin is a miracle.
Ibuprofen is the breakfast of champions.
Acetaminophen is hard to pronounce.
People are crazy. 
God is Great, and so is being on the green-side-of-the-sod.

A bag of concrete costs about $5

I can fit about 100 pounds of concrete into a retired, 5 gallon gas jug. I would flip it upside-down and cut a hole in the bottom so I can pour the mixed concrete into it and have it fill the blow-molded handle with concrete.

 
I need two of them for bilateral Farmer's Carries
I need to fiddle around with the ones at the gym for a couple of weeks to figure out what my "baseline" weight needs to be. At this instant in time, it looks like it will be something north of 70 pounds.

The picture in my head is that I can carry them up-and-down the length of my driveway.

The only real downside to making kettlebells out of concrete is that they won't clang when I walk. 

Schrödinger's box of screws

I have a box of screws that I can only find when I am not looking for it. 

Sometimes it is on the fifth shelf on the shelving in front of where Mrs ERJ parks her minivan. I will need the screws later today but I don't need them RIGHT NOW. So this is a good time to see if they popped out of whatever parallel universe they often inhabit. 

Thursday, November 5, 2026

Sighting-in a Savage Rascal .22LR with iron sights

The rear sight of the Rascal is adjustable for up/down and the front sight is dove-tailed for left/right.

The rear sight pivots round the front screw and you adjust the sight up/down and tighten the rear screw to secure it.

I was using Armscor .22LR ammo and shooting from the prone position. 

It is worth your time to improvise some shims. This is not something you can eyeball. I used 3 x 5" index cards and was able to move the point-of-impact up-or-down in incremental jumps.

It took 14 3 x 5" cards and one 3 x 5" insert made from copy paper to get a reasonable (but not perfect) zero at 20 paces. That measured out to 0.108" thick.

I am still 3/8" high at 20 yards but the sight is fussy and I am not sure that I am going to get much closer than that. I cannot imagine that a woodchuck or rabbit will notice that 3/8" difference at any range I am likely to attempt a shot. 

***Added later: I accessed an on-line ballistics calculator to see what the trajectory is likely to be farther down-range. Because the top of the front sight is only 0.75" above the center-of-bore, the "second zero" is closer than I expected. The second zero is at 50 yards and the bullet drops to about -1.0 inch below line-of-sight by 60 yards.*** 

The front sight did not require any adjustment. 

Every rifle and every shooter is slightly different. The shim-pack that worked for me is no more than a good starting point for the next guy or gal. It should be good enough to "get you on the paper" as you dial in. 

Might be AI

 

What do you guys think?

I was wrong

I was informed via email that burning wood is permitted in the EU.

It is part of the culture in many areas.

North Rhine-Westphalia has approximately 800kg of biomass/capita, roughly evenly divided between forestry products, agricultural waste and industrial waste. Source
Even the most urban areas have wood resources. For example, Germany's most urbanized state, North Rhine-Westphalia has the equivalent of 1-1/2 face-cords of firewood in biomass per capita.

Unlike North America, even the tops and stumps and "trash" trunks are used. They are typically shredded into chips for ease of transporation. Many of the wood-stoves sold in Europe have a grate to accommodate this fuel source.
And, as might be expected, the quality, amount and location of nearly all biomass resources are precisely documented.

My apologies to my European readers. Thanks for putting up with me. 

When Quicksilver spends time with Grandpa

Posted for no particular reason

Reading to children

Quicksilver, who is 4 years-old, has taken quite an interest in my new book on snaring.

She was identifying the animals in the illustrations (which are all top-notch and one of the strong points of this book) when we got to the illustration of the skunk and porcupine.

She pointed at the porcupine and said "Pokey-pine" which was close enough for government work. 

Then I pointed at the animal on the opposite page and asked "What about that one?"

She replied "Pokey-pine" with great confidence. 

"No that is not correct. Try again" I said.

"Pokey-pine" she repeated.

I decided to give her a clue. "What does you mom say when you are riding in the car with her and then it starts to stink inside?"

"Who tooted?" Quicksilver replied. 

That cracked me up. It was not the answer I was fishing for. 

In the interest of science, we made a practice snare from the wire used to hang pictures. I then demonstrated how it worked by pretending my fist and wrist were an animal's head-and-neck.
Mrs ERJ informs me that kids crave learning real skills. They can tell the difference between "toys" and "real", "play" and "practical".

Based on Quicksilver's interest in snaring, I second Mrs ERJ's information. 

Bonus image

And now his friends are warned, too. Grenades, the original "Inclusive ammo choice".
 

Wednesday, November 4, 2026

More eclectia

 

A lovage plant being transplanted. Shovel for scale.

Zinnias.

Baffling

One of the truisms of dating was that you could learn a lot about the person you were dating by watching how they treated their parents.

Some people are very protective and kind to the people who are closest to them. Other people are abusive or treat them as an asset to be strip-mined. 

I "get" that in some circles "being sassy" and "sticking a thumb in da' man's" eye increases in-group status. But what if the target of the "sass" is somebody who you want to maintain a close relationship with? In my opinion, unless the relationship is pathological, it is not possible to have both. It is an either/or situation.

Burning wood

Europe is facing a crisis in the supply of natural gas. The ongoing war between Ukraine and Russia gutted the normal supply channels.

As bad as the United States is for unwieldy regulations, the EU is worse. I have been given to understand that it is pretty much impossible to burn wood for space heating, even of old people are dying from hypothermia. At least in the US, the Executive Branch can unburden power producers from air quality standards via "Emergency Relief" powers. The authority in the EU seems to be much more diluted and less capable of moving quickly.

Kubota update

He just texted me "Huge 8 point out here".

He went out there with one arrow. I hope he gets lucky! 

I purchased my deer tag today

In southern, lower Michigan, hunters are restricted to five does per season per county for 2026.

Another change is that "high powered, bottleneck, center-fire cartridges" are legal in all parts of Michigan for deer hunting. I have already heard dire predictions of carnage falling out of the sky from seven miles away.

For that to happen, the deer would have to be climbing trees. Regardless, hunters: Pay attention to what is downrange from your intended target.

Relative biomass

Scaled so human biomass (on earth) is set to 100%.
The classes of terrestrial animal with the greatest biomass are termites and earthworms.

Regarding election results

We survived 12 years of Obama. We can endure two years of grid-lock. 

If the Democrats ran on cost-of-living in 2026, it will be interesting to see if the policies they implement will reduce costs. Sadly, the US electorate tends to have very short memories.

In talking to people who shoot at pop-up targets from 25 yards to 400 yards, the one's that "kill" the shooter are the 25 yard ones. Washington D.C. is about 500 miles from Eaton County. Time spent in my gardens and orchards will be more productive than whining about the new set of yahoos coming into office.

Eclectia

 

I thought this was an inspired bit of comedy.

The old saw goes something like this: Holding a grudge is like drinking poison and expecting it to kill the other person. The 60 second clip is a variation on that idea.

Sometimes seeking to damage another person or institution inflicts even deeper wounds on the aggressor.

Another old saw is that if you loan somebody $20 and they ghost you, it was money well spent. Who needs people like that in their lives, pretending to be a friend?

I am glad the elections are over

I am waiting for Mrs ERJ wakes up to learn how they turned out. The S&P 500 futures are up 1.0% so maybe the Commies didn't clear the pool-table. That is, I am guessing that they don't have a filibuster-proof majority in the Senate.

Lifting notes

I got to the gym late yesterday afternoon.

I ran through the usual warm-up: 6x135, 6x185 with heel-lifts (1:20 per side) and stretches in between them.

Then I deviated from my usual maintenance lifts. After a 5 minute recovery, I started at the usual 205lb but then added five pounds, recovered for sixty seconds and then lifted. I marched up to 240, which I was able to lift, before tapping out. If memory serves, that is within five pounds of my PR for deadlifts.

After breaking down and wiping the equipment, I did a one-sided "farmer's carry" with a 53 pound kettle-bell. I alternated sides about every 40 seconds. I dried off my hands and the kettle-bell handle when I switched hands. That makes a big difference.

Kubota

One of Kubota's friends shot a very nice buck two days ago. That lit a fire underneath him.

He was out here putting up a ground-blind and scouting trails. 

Bidding on items in an auction

I put in a bid on an on-line auction. I didn't win.

Probably a good thing. They added a detailed description AFTER my bid and the bang-stick had a 2" chamber rather than the more traditional 2-3/4". 

Today's work-tickets

I will be pulling "Quicksilver duty" for most of the day.

Apparently, she has been having scary dreams with "spooky monsters" in them.

I am contemplating teaching her how to pull the handle of a Lee Load-All 2 so she can make some ammo (maybe five rounds) for her papa's shotgun. She knows that he uses it to kill various varmints. I think it will be empowering for her to make the "bullets" that can kill "spooky monsters". 

Tuesday, November 3, 2026

Buckskin jackets

 

I was always baffled by the leather fringes on the traditional, buckskin shirts as shown in movies. The thongs are too short to be useful for much.

Looking at these jackets, I see a ghillie suit that softens and fuzzes-up the silhouette of a human. 

Vote more. Vote harder.

 

 

The premise of this video is that most shooters will struggle to hit a 1" diameter circle at 100 yards with five consecutive shots. That is, the shooter/rifle/scope/ammo must be able to shoot less than one-minute-of-angle precision, it must also be centered in the middle of the 1" diameter circle printed on the target one hundred yards downrange.

The person running the video owns a shooting range in southwestern Utah and offered $1000 to the first person to accomplish that feat. It took five days before the shooter showed up and collected the prize.

A typical group. Maybe 6" high by 4" wide.

At the 9:35 mark, the person making the video breaks down why the earlier shooters were struggling:

Well, one, you know, several of the guys just didn't have the the bag set up to to get something like that done. Just they weren't going to be steady enough.Nobody could shoot steady enough in the position that they were in (inadequate technique). But then we also saw a lot of very fine rifles in this challenge. We've seen multiple $5000 and $6,000 rifles that still just can't accomplish it. And so it's not just the gear, it's the full setup, it's the ammo, it's the scope, it's the sighting in with just more than just three shoots, it's the scope.

One factor the narrator did not mention was the wind. There is a town near the range named "Hurricane, Utah". Draw your own conclusions.
 
So, how would I fare if asked to compete with a "cold" rifle?
 
I would probably turn in a 2", 5 shot group that would be centered about 2" high. Attempting to adjust for the bullet-drop would open up the group a bit.
 
I would do better if I spent a couple of hours at the range before my turn. I would also change the scope setting from 3X (my default setting) to 9X magnification. I would dial the zero down the two-inches so it was centered exactly "on" at 100 yards. It would also help me tune-up my bench-rest shooting; my weakness is horizontal stringing. I still would not win the competition but I probably would not embarrass myself. I would also be violating the "cold rifle" part of the rules.
 
By the way, the winner of the contest was a 14 year-old, young man. He was as cool-as-a-cucumber. It wasn't his first rodeo. Also notable was that his father was awesomely supportive. 
 
Yesterday's work-tickets
 
I walked with Southern Belle.
 
I mowed her orchard with a push-mower.
 
I purchased coffee and peanut butter at Wally-world.
 
I called my friend but he was not available for me to complete our transaction.
 
I found the phone number of the neighbor how sells hay.
 
Weather
Our unseasonably warm weather is about to end.

 
 
Today's work-tickets
 
Vote.
 
Clear a path to the are of the pasture where I want the hay bales stored.