Fake News Friday: England repudiates mass-murderer

 

In jolly, ol' England, words have been determined to be as violent as the actual event they depict. People are now incarcerated for speaking plainly and for writing words that "create ideation or incite violence".

England is belatedly repudiating one of the most prolific female mass-murderers in history. To show their sincerity, they are returning all taxes that were ever collected from this murderer's activities and gifting them to quaint native peoples (Picts, Celts, Saxons and so-on). But since there is no budget for the reparations, all government employees are to be assessed a reduction-in-pay until the reparations are paid.

The perpetrator of these murders was, of course, Agatha Christie, whose bodies (pun intended) of work are so vast that her fans are unable to agree on how many people she murdered over the course of her writing career. However, analysis of the Hercules Poirot series suggests that 82 people were murdered, committed suicide or were targets of attempted murder. And that was just ONE series from this prolific dealer-of-death.

Actual photo of the murderess. The top photo is a representation of one of her characters.