Monday, October 7, 2019

The Shrewd King 12.1: Capiche?


Jason, Miguel and Squirrel were getting worn ragged by the hikes, so Quinn decided to make the next one shorter.

They were hiking out to potential staging area one to develop relationships with some of the residents. It was very much in Quinn's mind that his first engagement against the zombies had a good outcome because Chernovsky had been tipped off beforehand by a local resident.

“Why don’t we just put somebody in some of the deer stands?” Squirrel asked as he pointed to one of them they were passing along the way.

“A couple of reasons.” Quinn said. He was glad to have a chance to explain what they were doing. Squirrel’s asking meant that Jason and Miguel were also probably wondering.

“The biggest one is that we don’t have the warm bodies to do it” Quinn said. “Another reason is that there weren’t any deer stands close to where we need eyes.”

After walking a bit farther he added “Sometimes there were deer stands on the edge of fields when we ambushed zombies. The zombies always assumed there were shooters in the deer stands and shot at them. They were magnets for the return fire. Never saw a wall on a deer stand that would stop a bullet.”

It wasn’t too hard to figure out which houses still had residents. There were tracks through the tall grass leading to the doors.

Quinn had the three young men stand by the road and he went and knocked on the door. Quinn had his rifle slung across his back.

Only one resident in three chose to answer their door. Perhaps the others were out foraging. Perhaps they were timid.

Quinn introduced himself as part of the Chernovsky’s Annex, Pray Church, Kates Store defense force and offered them one of Dysen’s 900 Calorie cookies. They always took the cookies.

The resident of the second house where somebody answered the door furrowed his brows when Quinn introduced himself. “Oh, you mean ‘Capiche’. Nobody around here calls it Chernovsky’s Annex and all that other stuff. Mr. Spagnolo shortened it down and it stuck.”

Quinn asked where Mr. Spagnolo lived since he deserved a cookie.

"What I wanna know," Jim the resident said "is when will Pete's store have more corn to sell?"

"Folks around here been living hand-to-mouth and it is hitting us bad." Jim said.

The young men went home after the supply of cookies was exhausted. It was Quinn’s expert opinion that a much higher percentage of the residents would answer the door the next time he knocked.

*

The Amish communities Milo was delivering ground limestone to were very interested in events happening in Kates Store and the surrounding area.

Learning of the farmer’s belated attempts to get fertilizer on their fields and the struggles the community of non-horse people were having with using their horses, the Amish loaned Milo six sets of horse harnesses. It was not as big of a sacrifice as it seemed at first. The Amish community had suffered 50% losses from the Plague and while the horses survived, there were not enough adults to drive them. The harnesses really were “spares”.

After dropping off his last load of the day, one of the teenagers offered to go back to Kates Store with him to show the locals how to fit the harnesses and whiffle-trees to the individual horses.

Di and Ms. Sheridan questioned him very carefully and had him pick out the one to use as the pattern for the harnesses the seamstresses and carpet layer were making. The young man had a good eye. He recognized that the “English” didn’t have any true draft animals. But he also recognized that they would likely start “breeding up” the size of the animals they did have. Since a well cared-for harness can last for decades, he advised that provide enough adjustment for the future.

Wood-tick heard of the manure brigade from his brother who lived on Gun Road and quickly implemented the same. Wood-tick was not democratic in how he allocated the manure. Only the cleanest plots got the fertilizer. Wood-tick’s reasoning was that fertilizer also makes weeds grow faster.

After half a week, it became abundantly clear that only 1/3 of the families had gotten religion about weeding their plots. Two-thirds of the plots were still overgrown with weeds.

Wood-tick had never been accused of being indecisive. He unilaterally gave the untended plots to the families who were doing an adequate job of tending their own plots. When they complained that they were barely able to care for their own, Wood-tick told them to hire the slackers on a per-diem basis.

One of the slackers challenged Wood-tick’s authority. That particular slacker happened to have an advanced degree in political science and his nose was out-of-joint that he was not running the show.

After informing the slacker that it would be far simpler to kick his ass than explain anything to him, Wood-tick said that life was about choices.

None of the old geezers had any doubt that Wood-tick could whip the young upstart with little effort, a possibility that eluded the slacker.

The slacker had many choices when the seeds went into the ground. Due to some of the choices the slacker made earlier, some people had futures that were no longer available to people who talked a good story but don’t work.

The political scientist was sure that he was on the high, moral ground. “Who appointed you to be God?” he challenged.

“Your belly.” Wood-tick responded without hesitation.

That response was met with a baffled look. That was not the intellectual plane the “scientist” expected to joust upon.

“I beg your pardon?” the political scientist asked to buy time.

"You wanna eat. You do what I say. Actually, you do what Mr and Mrs Mead tell you to do.” Wood-tick said. “You are detailed to support their new, expanded holdings.”

“That makes me a serf!” the political scientist exclaimed, truly horrified.

“Whatever.” Wood-tick replied. That was one of the few useful things he had learned from his grandkids. The all-purpose, throw-away response.

“You had every chance to not be a serf.” Wood-tick said. “You turned your nose up at every choice.”

“You and your family wanna eat. That land’s gotta be worked. The Mead’s get it done. You don’t” Wood-tick said. “What is so hard to understand about that?”

“But you don’t have the authority to do that.” the political scientist wailed.

“Tell that to your belly. Tell that to your kid when they are crying themselves to sleep because they are hungry.” Wood-tick bored in. “I don’t care. You can live in your house. It is yours. But if you don’t do EVERYTHING the Meads tell you to do, you don’t get any of the harvest.”

“If you think you are going to steal food, then we will horse-whip you in public, in front of your family.” Wood-tick said."You think you are not going to do your fair share and then eat as much as everybody else...well, in my mind that is the same as stealing."

“You don’t like it, just start walking down that road” Wood-tick said pointing at M-99. “Take your family or not. I. Don’t. Care.”

“You got three choices” Wood-tick said. “Pick up your hoe and start on the row Mr Mead tells you to start on, or start walking, or get horse-whipped.”

"Do you understand?"

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Sunday, October 6, 2019

Mowing

I was mowing yesterday and got whacked on the ankle by a couple of bees.

Kind of takes the joy out of mowing.

Saturday, October 5, 2019

The Shrewd King 11.6: Maps and pictures

Overview. Twelve miles from north-south and twice that east-west.

Close-up of the Buffer Zone. Observation posts at the Waverly Road bridge, M-99 bridge and on Canal Road where it enters Chernovsky's Annex.

Scale.

Quinn Spackle's first training march. Started at observation post where Waverly road crosses the Grand River, to the north edge of the buffer zone, along the south side of I-96 right-of-way west to Canal Road and then return by the same route.

Likely staging areas for opposing forces' mechanized assault.
Pictures
Columbia Road bridge where Spackle was previously assigned. Columbia Road is the east-west road on the bottom of the overview map. You can double-click on the photos to embiggen them.
Waverly Road bridge. Two lanes, narrow shoulders, post-and-rollformed guard-rail.
M-99 bridge. Two full lanes each direction. Full shoulder on one side, half shoulder on the other. Jersey Barrier guard-rails.
Potential staging area one with significant depth fore-shortening due to telephoto lens. Camera is looking northeast.
Potential staging area one looking southwest.
Potential staging area two looking northeast.
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Friday, October 4, 2019

Doppelgänger


Every time I see this guy's picture it reminds me of somebody. But darned if I can remember who it is.

Well, I am sure the investigation into Hunter's many peccadillos are in good hands.

Counting homeless people

How do you count homeless people?

This article confidently informs us that "Lansing/East Lansing/Ingham County CoC has 471 homeless individuals, including 54 homeless veterans and 29 homeless unaccompanied youth under 25."

This article more humbly estimates a range for US homelessness as being between 250,000 and 3,000,000. That is quite a range, from 0.08% to 1% of the population.

One must wonder if the authors of the first article took the census numbers for the Lansing Metro region and multiplied by 1%.

Incidentally, the official definition of "Homeless" is:
An individual who lacks housing, including one whose primary residence during the night is a supervised public or private facility that provides temporary living accommodations; an individual who is a resident in transitional housing; or an individual who has as a primary residence a public or private place not designed for, or ordinarily used as, a regular sleeping accommodation for human beings.
It is not my intention to make fun of homelessness. My intention is to point out sloppy thinking and attempts at manipulation. 

The Shrewd King 11.5: Dialing in


The next time Gimp and Chernovsky rode into Spackle’s camp they were both surprised to discover he was not there. Nor were Squirrel, Jason or Miguel. The only one of Chernovsky’s fighters who was in attendance was Mike Prego.

That is not to say Mike was alone. Nope. There were two elderly gentlemen sharing the observation post with him.

Chernovsky’s eyebrows gathered like thunderclouds. “Where the fuck is Spackle?” he demanded.

“Him and other guys are out training.” Mike replied.

“Who are these guys?” Gimp asked.

“These are the guys you told Quinn to hire, remember?” Mike said.

Now it was Gimp’s turn to look confused.

“Where did you get the money to hire them?” Gimp asked.

Mike smiled. “We trapped a couple of coons at the dump. Two coons buys six man-days. They turn in the hide for the bounty and keep the carcass to eat.” he said pointing at the two gentlemen who looked to be in their seventies. “Then we trap a couple more.”

One of the older men, obviously the extrovert spoke up. “My name is Roger. Wanna thank-you for the chance to get out of the house. Alice, my wife, can be a terrible nag. Your idea of having us hold down the observation post while your boys train has been a god-sent for us.”

The other man was nodding. If anything, his wife’s tongue was even sharper than Alice’s. “My name is Randy.” was all he said.

Gimp’s mind was spinning at a furious rate. “Seems like a pretty good deal all the way around. We get three people in the OP and get four fighters training for eight hours.” he said.

Randy spoke up. “Sixteen hours. I just needed to get out of the house so you are getting me for free until my shift starts.”

As painful and as out-of-character sitting still is for most young men, it comes easily to older men. The only thing they moved were their eyes, and sometimes a slight, slow turn of the head. They kept a piss-bottle by them, although they rarely needed it. What doesn’t go in, cannot come out.

*

Two miles north of Quinn’s Observation Post, Quinn was patrolling with Jason and Miguel, the two new fighters who rotated with him, and Squirrel, the fighter who rotated in the opposite direction with Mike.

“First, we cover the ground on foot. Things look different on foot than they do when you are riding in a truck at sixty miles an hour.” Quinn was telling them.

“On foot, you will see differences of a couple feet in elevation where you can drop down out-of-sight.”

In that manner, they continued to move north until they hit M-99. Then they followed M-99 northeast until they hit I-96. Then they turned west and followed the I-96 right-of-way but avoided being skylined.

Hitting Canal road four miles to the west of M-99, they traveled south until they touched base with the OP south of Dimondale. Then they reversed course and returned home retracing their steps.

“I want you to be looking for places where attacking forces can assemble.” Quinn said. “Moving forces is always a cluster-fuck and they need to be sorted out just before battle.”

“We are looking for staging areas just south of choke-points because choke-points are where things get scrambled.”

Just as they turned south at M-99, Squirrel said “There.”

Quinn’s mind was elsewhere. “What?”

“There. That is where they will assemble.” Squirrel repeated, pointing at the five lanes of M-99. In better times M-99 just south of the freeway hosted three fast food restaurants, two gas stations, two car washes, a convenience store, a bar and a church. Now it was a ghost town.

M-99 had access ramps to I-96 and was one of the few, good arteries from Lansing to Eaton Rapids. Furthermore, it angled southwest from the freeway and crossed Waverly Road. Whether the forces were coming from Lansing or from the east along I-96, they would probably use M-99. From there, they could turn south at Waverly Road or continue along M-99 and attack at the M-99 bridge.

Given prior history, Quinn would be willing to bet that they would split up and do both.

Footsore and tired, Quinn also mentally tagged the corner where M-99 and Waverly intersected. Technically, it was a better place to monitor because it would also pick up any raiders who headed south out of Lansing down Waverly road. In practice, that corner was only two miles from the Observation Posts and might only give a few minutes of warning. Monitoring the likely staging area was likely give defenders an additional twenty minutes.

The next day Quinn was in camp with the two older men, hobbling around while Mike, Squirrel, Jason and Miguel made another patrol sweep.

Quinn was disgusted with himself. In April, he could have RUN the eighteen mile loop with no ill effects the next day. But then, in April, he had not been shot in the ass. His muscles were still adjusting to taking over the load from the muscles that no longer existed. He would be hurting for a while.

Quinn had Randy down at the shooting range when Chernovsky and Gimp rolled into camp. Quinn was trying to teach Randy to shoot. It was slow going. Randy jerked the trigger and then always broke stock-weld after every shot to see where he hit.

Roger was manning the Observation Post.

Gimp didn’t want to disturb Quinn so he asked Roger, “How’s it going?”

“Pretty good, I’d say.” Roger responded. He handed Gimp a paper plate that had been used as a target. “Timed fire, prone position, hundred paces.” Roger said.

There were ten holes in the plate and Gimp could cover them with his hand.

“You can take the boy out of the Marines but you cannot take the Marine out of the boy.” Roger said.

“How is he doing?” Chernovsky asked, pointing down toward the shooting range with his chin.

“About what you would expect from somebody who learned everything he knows about shooting from watching cop shows on TV.” Roger said. “I loaned him one of my AR-15s, so at least he has decent equipment to work with.”

“Now if you will excuse me” Roger said “I have to do a sweep with the binos.”

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