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Jerry Jones, owner of the Dallas Cowboys Football team vehemently denied that they were engaged in serious negotiations with Kamala Harris as the replacement for current head coach Brian Schottenheimer.
"Lookit," Mr. Jones said "the Cowboys organization is results-oriented and we don't accept excuses. Our next coach will be a PROVEN winner and will be the kind of coach who motivates players and generates passion in our fans. He or she will have the deepest and most detailed understanding of everything related to American football."
"I mean, VP Harris is like a perfect fit but she is more of a lacrosse or soccer head-coach than a football coach."
Polymarket is currently listing Harris as the leading contender as the next Cowboy's coach with 6:13 odds of securing the job.
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