Monday, November 18, 2019

The Shrewd King 18.1: Bait


Sheldon was absolutely wiped out.

He was looking forward to racking out more than anything he could remember.

The conquest of the Amish had been ridiculously simple. Amish are pacifists. They offered his troops places to sleep and food to eat.

In a few days, they would figure out those niceties were not optional, but for now it was a blessed relief.

Sheldon and his troops had been up since 8:00 AM the previous morning. Some of them tried to get some sleep before the convoy left Howell but most of them, Sheldon included, had been too jittery to sleep.

Sheldon had been resentful of the battle-group that went to Eaton Rapids. He thought it should have been his battle-group. It was a sign of disrespect that his group had been given the easier, less lucrative target. His guys were at least as good as the pansies who had been sent to Eaton Rapids.

But for now, he had no envy. Word from Wendy, the sultry vixen on the other end of the radio, was that they were struggling with controlling the area between Lansing and Eaton Rapids. In fact, Mr Heavy had thrown troops into the battle on the side of Eaton Rapids and the red forces were struggling.

Sheldon’s eyelids were slowly closing, in spite of his earnest efforts to keep them open, when….

Wendy called. “Homebase to Sheldon. Homebase to Sheldon. Do you copy?”

“Sheldon copies. What’s up?” When he was tired, comms protocol went out the window. They could kiss his rosy red ass if they expected him to repeat everything twice.

“We have been interrogating prisoners and learned of another target. Derious expects you to secure current area of operation and attack the new target.” Wendy said.

Sheldon thought all kinds of uncharitable things about Wendy and Derious. It is all so very easy when you are sitting in a radio room.

“What is the target?” Sheldon asked, wearily.

“Mr Heavy has a fuel and weapons dump in the northwest corner of Delta Township. Most of Mr Heavy’s troops are committed to fighting in Eaton Rapids.” Wendy said.

That caused Sheldon to perk up.

“I am skosh on fuel.” Sheldon said.

Wendy’s voice dripped with condescending arrogance, “Derious knows that. Drain the fuel from two of the buses and put it into the other vehicles. Leave two squads to secure the area and get your ass moving.”

Sheldon was pissed. “Just what is worth dropping everything and driving thirty miles into Mr Heavy’s home territory.

If anything, Wendy’s voice became even more dismissive. “A hundred barrels of gasoline and diesel, 7.62mm ammo and 107mm rockets and launchers.”

“You gotta hustle. Mr Heavy’s forces are south of there and it will be like taking candy from a baby, if you don’t screw the pooch.” Wendy said.

Just a half an hour ago he had been resentful of his competitor who had been given the mission of taking down Eaton Rapids. Now it looked like his competitor had thrown a turd into the punchbowl and that Sheldon’s group could outshine him...if he got their asses in gear.

He started shouting at them.

*

Chernovsky had not wanted to leave any of the forces in Amish land.

Tomanica made the point that those forces would become suspicious if they were ordered to do anything that stupid.

Chernovsky reluctantly agreed that it was better to pull most of the forces and nearly all of the mobile assets out of Amish land. Three-quarters of a loaf is better than no loaf. His comfort with with the plan solidified as the munitions team refined their plan.

*

Forty minutes later, Sheldon radioed back, “We are ready to start moving. Can you give us location and directions.”

Wendy complied. “Location is 8626 West Saginaw Hwy. Take M-100 north to M-43. Turn east and go exactly three miles. Your target is the Fairhaven Senior Apartment complex.”

“Senior Apartments?” Sheldon said. He knew his mind was not turning as fast as it usually did, but that did not make sense.

“Mr Heavy’s people used the underground parking for storage. It has two entrances on the south end. Recon the area to confirm reports. If reports are accurate, load materials with emphasis on 7.62mm ammo and fuel. Then return to rally point to support forces in Eaton Rapids.” Wendy said.

Like hell, he was going to throw his people into Eaton Rapids. He would make sure they took their sweet time loading those trucks. The worse his competitor looked, the better he would look when he showed up, loaded to the gills with fuel and ammo with no losses.

“Copy that.” Sheldon said. “Proceed to 8646 West Saginaw Hwy” he said as he scribbled down the address “three miles east of corner M-100 and M-43. Entrance to underground warehouse on south side of….Fairhaven Senior Apartments.”

Wendy replied “Correct. Contact me when you reach the objective.” and hung up. Hyena smiled at her. She had gotten carried away by the drama of the moment and had forgotten him. She had been much, much happier when she had been reading the script.

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Sunday, November 17, 2019

Trolling as it applies to deer hunting

Trolling is usually considered a fishing method.

The fisherman dangles a baited line into the water and allows the wind, current or motor to move him across the water. The bait, natural or artificial, moves in front of predators poised to ambush prey. The predator responds as their nature dictates. They bite and are reeled in.

Belladonna has a friend who might be just a wee bit competitive.

Last night she posted a picture of the deer she harvested.

Bella bided her time.

This morning at 10:20 Bella posted another picture


She informed her friend that she had gone out hunting again this morning and then posted this picture.

She never SAID that she harvested this deer. She just let her friend make the natural assumption.

Then, a half hour later, after giving the information time to ferment, she confessed that it was a deer at the meat locker where we had dropped off her deer.

Unfortunately (not), the friend had just disseminated the photo to about 1400 of her closest friends confiding that "her" friend had killed this deer.

Well played, Bella, well played.

Interesting Bible readings scheduled for today

First reading, Old Testament Malachi 3:19,20
Lo, the day is coming, blazing like an oven,
 when all the proud and all evildoers will be stubble,
 and the day that is coming will set them on fire,
 leaving them neither root nor branch,
 says the LORD of hosts.
 But for you who fear my name, there will arise
 the sun of justice with its healing rays.

Second reading, New Testament 2 Thess 3:7-12
Brothers and sisters:
You know how one must imitate us.
For we did not act in a disorderly way among you,
nor did we eat food received free from anyone.
On the contrary, in toil and drudgery, night and day
we worked, so as not to burden any of you.
Not that we do not have the right.
Rather, we wanted to present ourselves as a model for you,
so that you might imitate us.
In fact, when we were with you,
we instructed you that if anyone was unwilling to work,
neither should that one eat.
We hear that some are conducting themselves among you in a
disorderly way,
by not keeping busy but minding the business of others.
Such people we instruct and urge in the Lord Jesus Christ to work quietly
and to eat their own food.

Third reading, New Testament Luke 21:5-19
While some people were speaking about
how the temple was adorned with costly stones and votive offerings,
Jesus said, "All that you see here--
the days will come when there will not be left
a stone upon another stone that will not be thrown down."

Then they asked him,
"Teacher, when will this happen?
And what sign will there be when all these things are about to happen?"
He answered,
"See that you not be deceived,
for many will come in my name, saying,
'I am he,' and 'The time has come.'
Do not follow them!
When you hear of wars and insurrections,
do not be terrified; for such things must happen first,
but it will not immediately be the end."
Then he said to them,
"Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom.
There will be powerful earthquakes, famines, and plagues
from place to place;
and awesome sights and mighty signs will come from the sky.

"Before all this happens, however,
they will seize and persecute you,
they will hand you over to the synagogues and to prisons,
and they will have you led before kings and governors
because of my name.
It will lead to your giving testimony.
Remember, you are not to prepare your defense beforehand,
for I myself shall give you a wisdom in speaking
that all your adversaries will be powerless to resist or refute.
You will even be handed over by parents, brothers, relatives, and friends,
and they will put some of you to death.
You will be hated by all because of my name,
but not a hair on your head will be destroyed.
By your perseverance you will secure your lives."

To me, these readings speak to our times.

I must admit I struggle with the idea of not preparing a defense beforehand. The context suggests VERBAL defense, so maybe I will be OK as I add to my collection of framing hammers and other kinetic energy weapons.

Saturday, November 16, 2019

The Shrewd King: Twisting in the wind and unexpected romance


Gimp didn’t want to move Quinn. Quinn was not that uncomfortable and there was no point in moving him until they had a truck to load him into.

Chatter on the tactical channels had increased until Chernovsky barked at his forces to shut-up. Chatter can be pieced together and provide the enemy with intelligence.

Even across the radio, Chernovsky’s presence was intimidating.

Quinn asked for his rifle. Gimp needed a set of eyes looking west. Since Quinn was already elevated by virtue of his position on the roadbed, he was a natural. Gimp’s major concern was that Quinn might start hallucinating. Gimp agreed to give Quinn his rifle if he drank a bottle of water. Quinn didn’t see the connection but was more than willing to drink a half liter of water if it meant he could hold his rifle.

That rifle had saved his skin more than once.

Then, Gimp floated from position-to-position. He would share a few words with each fighter to keep them alert. As the morning progressed, he shifted his men’s positions as the shadows moved. They had no problems staying in the shade.

Every half-hour or so, Gimp bumped into the radio net and asked about progress on getting a ride for Quinn to medical care. Apparently there were wheels moving within wheels moving within wheels.

Gimp was invariably asked if Quinn’s condition had become urgent. Gimp replied “No, but fixing his ankle isn’t going to get any easier by waiting longer.”

Just about when Gimp thought Quinn was going to need a refresh on the pain pills, he heard Quinn firing multiple shots with his rifle.

Spinning around, fearing that Quinn had gone-around-the-bend, he saw that Quinn was in prone position and firing parallel to the road grade. Following where the shots were likely going, he saw three men dressed in vivid, urban clothing.

Without over-analyzing, Gimp lifted his M-4 (which had been slung in front of him on a tactical sling) to his shoulder and started shooting as well.

Little before lunch Milo pulled up to the corner of M-99 and I-96 where Quinn and his squad were waiting. He was driving a F-150 with a manual transmission, a gassifier in the back and was pulling an empty car-hauler trailer.

Nyssa was riding shotgun. Literally. She was on the passenger seat and was cradling a shotgun with a 20” barrel. In addition to Nyssa’s other talents, she could shoot almost as well with her left eye as with her right eye.

They wedged Quinn in between them.

As they were driving Quinn to town, Milo apologized for being so late. He told Quinn he had been delivering electricians, apprentices, ladders, wire and empty barrels to a site in the northwest corner of Delta Township.

Milo did not tell Quinn that nobody told him that Quinn needed a pick-up until a half hour ago. While the electricians were pulling wire and everybody and their dog were filling barrels, they had Milo driving through the underground parking, out into the street and then back though again to leave “tire polish” on the drives.

Somebody, somewhere, had made the decision that having a perfect trap was more important than a wounded fighter on a hot day when flies were trying to lay eggs on his leg.

Nyssa, for her part, never stopped scanning.

*

Taking advantage of the lack of adult supervision, Nyssa and Milo’s dogs Chelsea and Sunny dug out their backyard kennel.

They had been restless the last few days and Nyssa had been keeping an eye on them. They were old enough to be coming into heat for the first time.

The events of the late night and morning swept all thoughts of the dogs out of Milo and Nyssa’s minds.

Reveling in their new-found freedom, the two young bitches started sniffing around the bushes behind the house. They were both Beagle-Britany Spaniel crosses and relied primarily on their noses to understand the world.

Chelsey and Sunny were not the only dogs in the neighborhood with a good nose.

One of the neighbor dogs was a Lab-cross. His mother had been a “working” Lab and Davidson, Kelly’s Bluetick hound was its father.

The Lab-cross was rangier and more athletic looking than the typical Lab and by some quirk of genetics, his coat was wiry and had more loft than the typical Labrador Retriever coat. Who knows, maybe there was a dash of Airedale in Davidson's bloodline.

Mother Nature decided to take an interest. The first pups out of Nyssa and Milo’s dogs were not going to be Border Collie and Jack Russel Terrier crosses. Nope. They were going to be half-hound and half bird-dog.

What is the difference between a JW and a SJW?

The JW knocks on your front door and leaves literature.

The SJW files a lawsuit in the Ninth District Court demanding that you remove your front door and serves you with subpoenas.

Friday, November 15, 2019

Presented without comment


The Shrewd King 17.5: Getting coordinated


Tim patched together a texting conference between himself, Wade, Chernovsky, Tomanica, Janelle with several people on Benicio’s end. Gimp was still "in the field" and not available.

They used “blind man” encryption, one of the simplest form of encryption. The first letter of the string was either the letter “U” or “K”. A person skilled at touch-typing sent the message, but their right index finger was on either “U” or “K” rather than “J” and their left index fingers were on “R” or “G” rather than “F”.

The message looks like jibberish. For example “Hello Timmy” becomes “uy3oo9 58jj6”

The receiving end decodes the text by having a person skilled at touch typing putting their right index finger on “M” or “H” respectively and reproducing the typed message.

BENICIO
YOU GUYS WERE INVADED

Capiche
Yes. They came from the east. Half continued west to other targets. Invaders destroyed. Hunting down stragglers.

BENICIO
FOUR OF THEIR COMBAT GROUPS INVADED THE AMISH

Capiche

You have intel?

BENICIO
WE CAPTURED A HIGH VALUE PRISONER AND HAVE BEEN EXTRACTING INFORMATION

Capiche
How many fighters in four combat groups?

BENICIO
TWO SQUADS OF TEN IN THE BUSES. TWO FIGHTERS IN EACH IN THE TRUCKS. CALL IT A HUNDRED FIGHTERS.

Capiche
Ouch.

It is military dogma that defensive forces that have had time to dig in requires a three-to-one force advantage favor of the offense if they are to have a reasonable chance of success in dislodging them.

Capiche would need three-hundred fighters to push the hostiles out of Amish Lands and had only fifty. They also had limited ability to logistically support those troops outside of Capiche.

Capiche
We have a problem.

BENICIO
YES. ANY SUGGESTIONS?

Capiche
Give us a few minutes to talk it over.

Five minutes later

Capiche

Our munitions experts wants to know if you have any parking ramps or buildings with underground parking.

BENICIO
LET ME CHECK

A minute later

BENICIO
WE HAVE FAIRHAVEN SENIOR HOUSING DEVELOPMENT WITH UNDERGROUND PARKING.

Capiche

How big?

BENICIO
a minute later...ONE HUNDRED UNITS ABOUT ONE-FIFTY PARKING PLACES AND STORAGE CRIBS.

Capiche
How are they arranged

BENICIO
FOUR BUILDINGS EIGHTY BY TWO FIFTY FEET. BUILDINGS ARRANGED IN A U. PARKING UNDERNEATH BUILDINGS AND CONNECTED

Capiche

Where located?

BENICIO
HALF MILE WEST OF I-96

Capiche
Perfect for a honey-pot trap.

Capiche
Do you have contact with the forces in Amix land?

BENICIO
YES

Capiche
Can you order them to a honey-pot?

BENICIO
YES WHAT SHOULD WE SAY IS BAIT? THEY WILL SMELL A TRAP IF WE DONT TELL THEM RESON FOR NEW ORDERS

Capiche
Food?

BENICIO
THEY HAVE FOOD IN AMISH LAND. NEED BETTER BAIT

Capiche

Weapons or ammo? The prisoners were only carrying one magazine and the trucks with SAWs (Squad Automatic Weapon, i.e. light machineguns) only had 200 rounds.

BENICIO
MAYBE. DONT KNOW IF WE CAN MAKE FAKE WEAPONS TO SUCK IN FIGHTERS. THEY WILL INVESTIGATE BEFORE SWARMING INTO TRAP

Capiche
Fuel?

BENICIO
MAYBE. DONT HAVE MUCH TO SPARE AS BAIT

Capiche
Barrels filled with water and topped with a bit of gas or diesel?

BENICIO
CAN DO.
BENICIO
WE GET THEM INTO THE TRAP HOW DO WE KILL THEM

Capiche
Let me ask my experts.
 
A minute later


Capiche
Do you have any explosives?

BENICIO
HAVE TEN POUNDS OF TANNERITE. WONT BE ENOUGH

Capiche
We have people who can make that enough.

...a minute later…

Capiche
Will need lots of wire, 12V batteries and air-bags from vehicles.

Sending people. They will explain.

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