Thursday, October 10, 2013

Shameless Plug for Eaton Rapids



Airstream Trailers Visit Eaton Rapids
"The quiet town of Eaton Rapids is waking up this weekend because a bunch of Airstream trailers have arrived. The trailers have been popular since they hit America's highways in the 30's. These trailers have their own unique look, often called "silver bullets." Members of Urban Air travel to small towns across America in these trailers, spreading good will, and forging friendships with people in the towns they stop in. There are going to be at least 100 trailers parked on Main Street in Eaton Rapids by Friday afternoon"

They were here last year.  This has to be the very best time to visit Michigan.  Good fall color.  Great food.  Great weather.  Great people...especially our visitors.  I hope they have a fabulous time.

The only odd thing I noticed about them is the seem to have a great love of Airedales.  Go figure.

Decorating

As a working stiff I never had the time or energy to express my inner child by "decorating".




Imagine 15 feet of four inch corrugated, plastic drain tile draped in a tree about 12 feet off the ground.  Imagine one end with a round-pointed shovel stuck in the end of it.  The round-pointed shovel has a couple of eyes painted on it.

This should really show up as the leaves come down.


I need to figure out how to attach "fangs".


-Joe




Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Revenge of the Teenagers

10:45 PM local:  My cell phone goes off.

I check the message.

"A number on your phone plan just purchased a subscription."

I wake up. I do a bed check.  All kiddies appear snug in their beds.  Hmmmm!

I log on.  I criss-cross the website of my cell phone provider.  It will tell me everything I want to know about last month's usage.  It tells me nothing about the current month.  It looks like I have everything blocked out and usage controlled.  What could they have bought?

Kids


My kids studied me for years.  They know what does not bother me.  They know what does bother me.

They know that electronic toys are one of my pet peeves.  Stories like this drive me nuts because of the situational awareness that people gave away.  It bothers me even more when it shows up on my bill.  They really do not want to believe that I have less money now that I am retired.

In fact, my kids are a little bit baffled by the whole concept of "pay for".  Belladonna was in 5th grade when the current administration came into office.  Kubota was in 2nd grade.  They have seen more and more things become "free".  More and more things have become an expectation, an entitlement. 

The demographics and economic data for Eaton Rapids has been jiggered enough so that everybody qualifies for free breakfast and maybe even hot lunch.  It costs less to give it to everybody than to pay adults to keep track of who does and does not qualify.  Neighboring school districts have "free" Ipads that they "give" to the kids.

I cannot afford to take my kids to McD's every day for a breakfast that is the equivalent of what they can get a school. 

I cannot afford to get my kid an Ipad.  My kids wonder what is wrong with me.


Revenge

Revenge is a dish best enjoyed cold, or so we are told.

Both kids who are still at home are not real happy that I am cooking more.  I cook adult food.

Last night was a simple bowl of egg noodles with sauteed garlic and two choices of cheese to sprinkle over the top.  They were cool with that.  Mrs ERJ added a vegetable and then she was happy.

Today the leftovers morphed into this:

Noodles Florentine

"Dad, you ruined them.  They turned GREEN!"

Copy of Full Catastrophy Living and DBT diary card in background are intentional.

Breathe.

Well.  I am awake now.  Might as well have a bite to eat, take a picture and post to my blog.

Does anybody have a good recipe for Liver and Onions?

Post Script:  Mrs ERJ is pretty happy about being able to eat adult food.

Permission to Track

I have been in the situation where I was tracking a deer I had wounded.  I had hair at the site where I hit it.  I had a decent, not great but decent blood trail.

And it was getting dark.  Or it was raining and the blood was washing off the leaves.

Michigan law requires that you have permission to track a wounded deer onto property that does not belong to you.

My moral code requires that the hunter make every ethical effort to 'bring to bag' any animal they have reason to believe they hit.

Trying to contact property owners when under time pressure takes much of the joy out of hunting.

I have six neighbors who have property that abuts mine.  I gave each one of them a copy of a letter very similar to this one.



9870 Somewhere Hwy
Eaton Rapids, Mi 48827
October 9, 2013


Hello:

This letter gives permission to those people hunting on your property, either you or your invited guests, to track wounded deer onto my property during the 2013 hunting season.

It is my expectation that the person who is tracking the deer saw physical evidence that they hit the deer (blood or hair) before they come onto my property.  It is also my expectation that weapon discipline will be used.  That is, weapons will not be pointed toward the house and the chamber empty unless you see the deer and need to finish the job.

A courtesy call to my cell phone 517-XXX-XXX will be much appreciated as I may be hunting and will want to coordinate when you enter the property.  Heck, I will probably help track the deer and drag it out.






                                                                                                                Eaton Rapids Joe

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Deuteronomy 14:21

Deuteronomy 14:21 
You shall not eat the carcass of any animal that has died of itself; but you may give it to a resident alien within your gates to eat, or you may sell it to a foreigner. For you are a people holy to the LORD, your God.
You shall not boil a young goat in its mother’s milk.

Nick Saban


Nick Saban is the coach of the Alabama Crimson Tide.  I doubt that there is a football coach ANYWHERE in the United States who would not gladly trade their left arm for a copy of his real play-book.  He is spectacularly and consistently successful in an enterprise that is too competitive and too complicated to manage by "gut feel".

The Jewish Nation has been in the game for approximately 400 times longer than Nick Saban.

So even if one does not believe that the Bible is the inspired Word of God, one can profit greatly by studying this play-book that has been successful for approximately 6000 years..

Kosher Kitchen


One of the more obvious aspects of a Kosher Kitchen is the two sets of cooking utensils and dishes for meat and for dairy.  It is not my intention to diminish the Orthodox implementation of this idea.  I just want to play with some figurative interpretations that may be useful to a wider audience.

What if


What if Chapter 14 of Deuteronomy was the pile of left overs?  What if it was a list of all the rules and wisdom that did not tidily fit into any of the other themes?  Even looking at the verse, it is clearly two sentences that were glommed together in one verse.  What might the second half of the verse
 You shall not boil a young goat in its mother’s milk.
mean if we give the listener the permission to listen with a figurative ear?

Pastoral economics


Half of all births will be males.

On average, one ram can "cover" 40 females.  A typical flock of 40 does will produce 80 kids, of which half, 40, will be male.  Further, even in the rough-and-tumble of thorn-scrub browsing, a typical doe will have four productive years which means that only half the female kids must be kept for replacement.

Since the quantity of the browse available for the goats to consume will not increase due to limitations in travel time, shelter, rainfall.....then approximately three-quarters of the kids produce every season must be euthanized or the range will be seriously degraded.

The slaughter of 75% of the young goats is not a choice.  It is a biological imperitive.

Pain


As human beings were are often agents of larger social organisms. 

We function as parents, bosses, coaches and leaders.



There are times when, as agents of the larger social organism, that we must do things that cause  pain to others.  It might be telling a child that they are not mature enough to take Driver's Ed.  It might be disciplining a worker for shoddy workmanship.  It might be cutting a small player who might get hurt, or evicting a tenant, closing a factory or balancing a budget.



It is not necessarily "us" making the decision.  We may be the person who exercises the criteria forged by the larger social organism.  We may likely be the person who inflicts the pain.

Insult


But there is no reason to compound the pain by inflicting humiliation.

There is no reason to trample the dignity of the person who receives the pain.

The wisdom is 6000 years old.  But the ability to surgically execute necessary actions that are painful without gratuitous insult is still a rare skill.

Flu Shots, Part II

I had a nice discussion with the tech who was preparing the shots.  He has a common mid-Eastern name...Aramaic for Blacksmith.  Damascus was famous for it's steel and for it's steel work.

The iconic story from the Crusades was of a European knight cleaving a steel helmet with his great sword.  The Saracen responded by tossing a silk scarf into the air and slicing it in two with a single "Swish" of his scimitar.

We discussed the Arabic and Hindi words for "Thank-you".  They are very similar.
Arabic "Soo-ka-ren"
Hindi "Shoo-kree-a"

We also discussed the similarity to the word for sugar:  Sucrose.

That is what the term "Thank-you" really is:  Sweet sugar.

Vaccinations

The Eaton Rapids Joe family are strong proponents for vaccinations.

They are not a silver bullet.  There are several hundred virus (virii?) that make people feel sick.  The flu vaccine tries to pick the two or three influenza strains most likely to cause respiratory complications.  Those are the influenza that kill people.

Vaccinations are an important part of the horizontal resistance strategy for staying fit and health.

One rarely discussed aspect of vaccinations is that getting the flu shot each year beefs up your portfolio of antibodies.  For most veterinary vaccinations, the expectations is that it takes two shots to develop meaningful resistance.  The first shot "tools up" the lymph nodes to produce the antibodies specific to that strain of virus.  The second shot, typically three or four weeks later, kicks the factory into high gear.

Even after the virus mutates there will likely be a partial match-up between the mutated virus and some of your portfolio of antibodies.  So rather than swarm tackling the virus beneath a pile of green-and-white jerseys, the virus will be hobbled by a couple of antibodies latching onto an ankle and a wrist.  It still slows the virus down.  That gives your immune system some breathing room, enough time to launch an effective response without a trip to the ICU.

Screech owls

I went outside to get my camera and I heard three Eastern Screech Owls talking it up.  They almost sound like horses whinnying.  One sounds like it is only 40 yards west of the house!

Flu shots, Part I

My gym partner and I blew off the gym today and got flu shots instead.  Then we ate at Burger King.

I still ran the 4 miles.  It is getting easier although I am sore.