Saturday, February 28, 2026

Michelob Ultra

 
It has been reported that Progressives are boycotting Michelob ULTRA beer because that is the brand that the Gold Medal winning, US Hockey team was drinking in the locker room after winning against the Canadian team.

The Michelob marketing team responded that Progressives drink, on average, 3.4 bottles of beer a year and that they stand by their decision to provide the beer to the team. 

***Satire***

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4 comments:

  1. deariemeFebruary 28, 2026 at 7:59 AM

    Micheslobs!

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2026 at 8:13 AM

    Medal

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    1. ERJFebruary 28, 2026 at 9:22 AM

      Good catch. Thanks for letting me know.

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2026 at 8:59 AM

    Honestly... have you had one? It ain't even beer. It makes Coors Light taste like an IPA! Just give me some Poland Springs or Deer Park, instead.

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