That time U.S. Senate candidate El-Sayed fixated on J.D. Vance's children
Link to video (posted April 17, 2026)
Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed is the Democrat candidate for Michigan's open U.S. Senate seat.
In 89 seconds of run-time (39:02-to-39:33 and 40:00-to-41:00), he mentions J.D. Vance's children FIFTEEN TIMES, often referring to them as "brown kids".
That creeps me out: A politician fantasizing about his opponent's children the way a drunk frat-boy babbles about his rape-fantasies.
By any rational standard, specifically mentioning anybody else's children FIFTEEN TIMES in a minute and a half, on a public podcast, is not normal. At a minimum, he is projecting his own prejudices against people-of-color. The most sinister interpretation of the dialog is that it is a veiled threat against the VPOTUS's family.
Decide for yourself
Transcript of relevant portion of the video (for those without the stomach or time to watch the video clip). I included a little bit of the lead-in to provide some context.
38:29: The most outlandish things. And I think he's (Vance) literally just saying it to kind of appease like the dorks in the conservative circles that could then clip it and make a funny video on the internet and make a meme. Whenever he speaks, I just it just comes off like gimmicky. It just comes off like Here's the thing38:44: What do you think is going through Usha's head when he talks?
38:50: She's like, "Damn, I have to sleep with him." [laughter] I mean, like I mean, I guess she's pregnant, so I guess I guess something's happening. But like, man, like you got to imagine like truly zero charisma.
39:02: None. Right. And like can you imagine like he's got brown kids.
39:07: At some point he's going to have to have a really awkward conversation kids.
39:11: You'll be like, you know, like you made your career hating people who are friends and people that look like his kids. Yeah.
39:18: Saying I there was a video of him saying that it's completely okay for you to not want your neighbor to not speak English.
39:25: So I'm thinking I saw a photo of him at Thanksgiving. They're speaking Hindi. Weird. His kids his kids' grandparents. Mhm.
39:33: Like how you have that conversation with them. Yeah.
***He can't leave it alone***
(Still talking about J.D. Vance and speculating on his "lack of charisma")
40:00: And I don't know what's worse. Part of me is like it must suck to live inside your head to know that your entire politics is incoherent with the way you live your life.
40:10: How do you deal with that every day?
40:11: Like there's a cognitive dissonance that comes out and like maybe just sucks out his charisma. I don't huge like huge cognitive dissonance.
40:16: Just just absolutely because he's got to look at his kids and be like, "Yeah, those are brown kids.
40:19: They're mine." You know what I mean? And I had brown kids who was I have brown kids. I love my brown kids. And I think my brown kids are just as American as
40:26: everyone else. JD Vance has brown kids who thinks he he thinks are less American than everyone else. Like that's wild to look at your own kids and be
40:34: like you don't actually belong as much in this country that I brought you into. Yeah. That's that's so sad.
40:39: How do you like I just part of me is just like bro like it must break you every time you like hug your own kids. Like I'm so sorry.
40:46: One of these days we're going to see the kids that are going to grow up and we're going to hear from them. We're going to hear their story.
40:50: We are. And you know the funny thing about it is JD Vance is is his kids are probably going to grow up and like do everything they can to undo his politics. I mean and I hope they will like honestly because they'll be more coherent than he will.
41:01: True. I mean that is true. Just and honestly like JD Vance's kids I love you. Like Usha like get out. Okay. Still got time.
I am struggling to not editorialize. You have brains and life-experiences. Use them.












