Saturday, April 4, 2026

You cannot make this stuff up

"Why don't you look at me when I am talking?" Mrs ERJ asked as we walked around the track. We were walking our daily 40 minutes at a local track. We were going counter-clockwise and I was in the outside lane.

"I think I pulled a muscle in my neck or shoulder and cannot turn my head to the left" I replied.

"How did you do that?" she asked.

I pondered whether to share that information or not. Finally, I decided to share, pride-be-damned.

"I think I pull that muscle while I was napping" I replied.

"What???" Mrs ERJ said with surprise.

"I was dreaming that I was crossing a road and about to get hit by a bunch of cars. So I leaped toward the other side. Unfortunately, my right arm was trapped underneath me and didn't move" I summarized.

Bonus images


 
Dude(?) on left is the father in one of the videos Quicksilver was watching.

4 comments:

  1. The programming taking place throughout our society is astounding. My goal is for my wife and I to be able to home-school our grandchildren. Even PBS kids is broken.

    ReplyDelete
  2. What about Veggie Tales?

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. The original Veggie Tales are great; the later cartoon style ones are not nearly as good.
      Jonathan

      Delete

Readers who are willing to comment make this a better blog. Civil dialog is a valuable thing.