Saturday, October 13, 2018

Overheard in a fast-food restaurant

"Hey Cletus, I followed you into town this morning. How come you kept slowing down?" Young Man One asked.

"Well, Zeke, I was taking pictures." Cletus answered.

"Didn't know you were into taking pictures." Zeke responded. "Were you taking selfies?"

"Nope. I was taking pictures of Proposal One yard signs with the geo turned on." Cletus said.

"Why would you do that?" Zeke asked, puzzled. "I never figured you for a political type."

"Politics got nothing to do with it. Don't care if Proposal One passes or not. Having geo-tagged pictures makes it easy to keep track of places worth visiting at o-dark-thirty." Cletus said.