Saturday, February 28, 2026

Michelob Ultra

 
It has been reported that Progressives are boycotting Michelob ULTRA beer because that is the brand that the Gold Medal winning, US Hockey team was drinking in the locker room after winning against the Canadian team.

The Michelob marketing team responded that Progressives drink, on average, 3.4 bottles of beer a year and that they stand by their decision to provide the beer to the team. 

***Satire***

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    1. Good catch. Thanks for letting me know.

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  2. Honestly... have you had one? It ain't even beer. It makes Coors Light taste like an IPA! Just give me some Poland Springs or Deer Park, instead.

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    1. That’s my go to beer after I’ve mowed the lawn on a hot summer day. It goes down very well. During normal beer consumption, I go for a craft brew and occasionally a Guiness.

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  3. I saw a meme the other day using this photo and the message...
    "It's the only thing he's ever got to the bottom of".

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