It's like a Waffle House but serves Beer and has Bunks

One of the conversations I overheard from the Groom's Men's table was a discussion of the various entertainment available "just off base" in various parts of the world. It is enlightening to see the ramifications of local laws.

"No, it is not a bar. It is like a Waffle House" the gentleman with the worst haircut was trying to explain.

"But they serve beer?" the skinny dude asked quizically. "Doesn't that make them a bar?"

"Nope. In (that country) bars serve distilled goods. Basically, it was a Waffle House that also serves beer" bad haircut affirmed.

"Do they have bunks?" one of the more portly men asked.

"Why would they have bunks?" skinny-guy asked.

"'Cause if I walked into a Waffle House that served beer I would never leave. They would have everything: Food, Entertainment, Employment, girls...everything I need."