Have you ever thrown a party that ended in tears?
Expectations were high but you just couldn't punch it into the end-zone?
Maybe you suffer from Electoral Dysfunction.
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ReplyDeleteI AM ED.
ReplyDeleteMy wife suffers from me.
Don't give em any more ideas... sigh
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