The rumble on the street is that a semi-famous author was commissioned by Disney, owner of both the Predator and Alien franchises, to write a script titled Orca vs. Cajun.
In the story-board, the Cajun provoke the confrontation by serving broiled Orca at the St Bonaventure Good Friday fish-fry. Bishop Broussard loudly proclaimed imminent, divine retribution for not serving FRIED Orca during Lent.
Orcas mind-meld and direct solar flares to cause the glaciers to melt, flooding southern Louisiana. They start hunting Cajun who, in turn stalk Orcas in their pirogues.
The turning point is when twin brothers, Benoit and Guidry Baird discover that Orcas lose their greater-than-human intelligence when exposed to live Zydeco performed on 14', aluminum jon-boats and that former Marines can hit an Orca in the brain-pan with a 6.5mm Creedmoor at 500 yards.
If you keep talking like that you could be head of the DNC.--ken
ReplyDeleteEmbrace the difference between imagination (like Sci-Fi) and Political delusion (like men can get pregnant).
ReplyDeleteVivia the difference.
But it IS a weird story, what did you eat to make a dream like that? No more double ghost pepper chili dogs for you, Sir!
Oiy-tube's algorithm decided I needed to see every Predator clip ever made.
DeleteI decided to have some fun with it.
My money is on the Cajuns.
Wow, sorry I sent you to Oil-tube for Holtzers Bone Sauce.
DeleteJust wanted your trees to survive. Now it's humanities survival at stake (minor pun here)
ERJ, I am sad that the channel Sci-Fi is not what they once were. Because that sounds like - back 25 years ago - a movie they would have completely made.
ReplyDeleteCajun Air Force, early in the struggle, about to provide CAS to the Cajun Navy
ReplyDeleteCletus yells “contact” and grips the prop, ready to start the old Jenny.
Pepe yells “ready, Cletus!”
Cletus neglects to release the prop and begins to rotate around the hub, with the propellor.
Cletus yells, “Turn it off! Turn it off!”
Pepe, initially stunned, finally cuts the mags and the engine stutters to a stop.
Cletus is in a pile off to one side, motionless.
Pepe runs over and squalls, “Cletus, speak to me, are you okay? Cletus, can you hear me?”
Cletus pops one eye open and hisses, “And why should I speak to you Pepe? I just passed you five or six times and you just stared at me.”
Good one. I thought maybe you'd been binge-watching the Sharknado & Sharktopus movie series...
ReplyDeleteSlim Whitman could blow them away too. Woody
ReplyDeleteIt may be difficult to find enough LGBTQ Orcas to keep Disney executives happy. Also Orcas seem to be all variations of black and white and that will be problematic
ReplyDeleteDoes fried Orca taste like chicken?
ReplyDeleteGrumpy Old Macdonald
Oh, so it's a musical.
ReplyDeleteNever mind the fact that the bishop didn't know that Orcas were MAMMALS and NOT FISH!!!
ReplyDeleteROTFLMAO...
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