Proposed name for novel Coronavirus found in China

Based on the abnormally high levels of a unique amino-acid sequence called "falutin", scientists at the University of Wyoming propose that the novel Corona virus first noticed in late 2019 in China be given the name

The "High-Falutin-Wotan-Hunan virus"

Or, you can just call it Ragtime Cowboy Joe virus

Out in Wyoming

Where the bad men are,

And the only friend to guide you

Is an evening star,

The roughest and the toughest

Man by far

Is Ragtime Cowboy Joe.

He got his name from singin'

To the cows and sheep

They say that every night

He sings the herd to sleep

In a basso voice

So rich and deep,

A-croonin' soft and low.

(refrain)

He always sings

Raggy music to the cattle

As he swings

Back and forward in the saddle

On a horse

That's a syncopated gaiter

There's-a such a funny meter

To the roar of his repeater.

How they run

When they hear his gun

Because the Western folks all know

He's a high-falutin', rootin', tootin',

Son of a gun from Wyoming,

Ragtime Cowboy Joe.

(verse)

Dressed up ev'ry Sunday

In his Sunday clothes

He beats it to the village

Where he always goes

And ev'ry single gal

In town is Joe's

'Cause he's a ragtime bear.

When he starts a-spieling

On the dance hall floor

No one but a lunatic

Would start a war

Because the wise men know

His forty-four

Would make them dance for fair.