Saturday, August 17, 2019

Deterring sexual predators

Belladonna has been binge consuming a podcast called Crime Junkie.

Not my cup of tea but it captivates Bella.

Bella asked me, "What would you do if a sexual predator killed me?"

Ignoring certain logistical difficulties, I assured her that I will kill the scum-bag.

"How would you do it?" she asked.

"The usual way I kill sexual predators." I replied.

That gave her pause. "And how is that?" she asked.

"Boobie traps." I assured her.

2 comments:

  1. Hehehe, works... And I'll bet her response was 'interesting'...

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  2. Dad jokes are at their maximum potency with trusting daughters. Congratulations are in order on all counts.

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