Friday, November 2, 2018

Fake News Friday: Congratulations! You were just awarded citizenship.

ERJ sources deep within the White House report that the Trump administration cut a deal with Argentina to accept all migrants who "forget" their nation of origin.

In return, Argentina will receive a stipend of $2000 to in-process each new Argentinian citizen and Argentina will receive a new facility at USH airport.

Administration officials hail this as a win-win for both the US and Argentina. Argentina's economy has been faltering recently due to a shortage of hard currency to service foreign debt.

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